H3nleY
Gabriel   Craiova, Dolj, Romania
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Global Sentinel
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I get paid to write about video games and expensive cars :summer2019corgi::glory:
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Games  414
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Sacramento PC Gaming
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FUNNY MEYMEYZ:
"Jesus James, stop touching my toes!" - Ian, 2016

"HE'S BBPPHHHHBOOZTED UP" - Cryo, 2016

"You're either wrong, or you're white" - Paint, 2016

"Glock-18 | She's a Squirter (Water Elemental)" - DmT, 2016

"You got a sister with tits?" - Joseph, 2016

"DOESN'T MATTER, KEEP GOING!" - Me, 2016

"You bought a sweet potato?" - Jason, 2017

"Did you pee on your mouse? It clearly doesn't work!" - Just a Likkle Bit, 2017

"Waterfalls can run flat! They're called rivers!" - Spaghootti, 2018

"I hope you whoosh into the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grave." - Tyler, 2018

"Your English teachers are teachers because they failed at being real writers :)." - tolkienfanatic, 2018

"It looks uncleanliness." - Rondip, 2018

"H3nleY kisses Zebruh inside his mouth while Zebruh is coughing." - Rondip, 2018

"Who the ♥♥♥♥ names their kid Mahogany?" - Me, 2018

"What's up Rimjob, how's it going?" - Tyler, 2018

"Unsweeted Pepto Bismol tastes like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥." - Zebracabbage, 2018

"I shat on the ribs." - Jason, 2018

"Enjoy your ocean paper (seaweed)." - Zebracabbage, 2018

"Step by step, bit by bit...oh ♥♥♥♥" - Joseph, 2018

"Has she become the saxophone?" - Rondip, 2018

"yall ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucl" - krm‎, 2018

"Hey, get out of my marijuana!" - Jason, 2018

"la croix tastes like gasoline" - Karenna, 2018

"I am a black belt in domestic violence" - Tyson, 2018

"oh hell yeah ill accept that invite to my favorite ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i love counter strike OH MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOD CSGO UGH TURN IT IN TO A POWDER AND SNORT IT WITH MY ♥♥♥♥ AHHHHH VRRRROOOOOM SKRRRRRRRT KABOOOOOM (goes offline)" - Zebracabbage, 2019

"♥♥♥♥♥♥' coco moco!" - SarsilmazAbi, 2019

"Who brought these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shoeshine (Shoshone) warriors here?" - Jason, 2019

"I'm still kindergarten dating" - Daniel, 2019

"I'm gonna give myself a hickey so people think I have a girlfriend" - Daniel, 2019

"I will never accept fat people" - Jason, 2019

"I can't be smokin', I got a piss test on the 4th!" - BigBoyRickster, 2019

"I have a fetish for throwing bricks into washing machines" - Jason, 2020

"I'm a taint muncher" - David, 2020

"Not only did I wake up with swamp ass, but I also woke up with bog balls" - Faris, 2020

"I don't get lesbians" - Joseph, 2020

"NOBODY JUST DRINKS MILK!" - Karam, 2020

"You can't be a guy of not your word" - Daniel, 2020

"Why does Gumby look like that?" "He's been used" - Tyler, 2020

“Tyson why’d you drink raw eggs?” “I didn’t wanna cook it” - Tyson, 2020

“I need some diarrhea, I’ve been having some ♥♥♥♥ problems” - Tyson, 2020

"I am approaching you with romantic intent" Hank Hill, S13 E10
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Comments
Scrotum Joe 20 Jan, 2021 @ 5:23pm 
7 eleven quarter pound big bite hot dog
v0rt3x 10 Jan, 2021 @ 9:11pm 
Ranger henley:steamhappy:
Zebruh 26 Jan, 2020 @ 1:37am 
"Hello there fine lady! I wanted to personally inform you of the rather obvious fact that your body is that of an angel, and I can see you are desperately in need of a caring, loving man in your life" :3 *opens trench coat, reveals male reproduction organ the size of a blow dryer* "l hope this may convince the fine young flower that I am a male specimen of top quality, ready to reproduce and get my own little mini-Gabby" XD *sits naked in bed, staring at phone nervously awaiting answer* *male reproductive organ starts wiggling*
Smidgle 13 Oct, 2019 @ 9:10pm 
stupid ♥♥♥♥
makes a campfire on a wooden boat with all our wood
stupid ♥♥♥♥
Scrotum Joe 13 Oct, 2019 @ 1:09pm 
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Scrotum Joe 8 Sep, 2018 @ 6:53pm 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute thins i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.