H3nleY
Gabriel   Craiova, Dolj, Romania
 
 
I get paid to write about video games and expensive cars :summer2019corgi::glory:
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FUNNY MEYMEYZ:
"Jesus James, stop touching my toes!" - Ian, 2016

"HE'S BBPPHHHHBOOZTED UP" - Cryo, 2016

"You're either wrong, or you're white" - Paint, 2016

"Glock-18 | She's a Squirter (Water Elemental)" - DmT, 2016

"You got a sister with tits?" - Joseph, 2016

"DOESN'T MATTER, KEEP GOING!" - Me, 2016

"You bought a sweet potato?" - Jason, 2017

"Did you pee on your mouse? It clearly doesn't work!" - Just a Likkle Bit, 2017

"Waterfalls can run flat! They're called rivers!" - Spaghootti, 2018

"I hope you whoosh into the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grave." - Tyler, 2018

"Your English teachers are teachers because they failed at being real writers :)." - tolkienfanatic, 2018

"It looks uncleanliness." - Rondip, 2018

"H3nleY kisses Zebruh inside his mouth while Zebruh is coughing." - Rondip, 2018

"Who the ♥♥♥♥ names their kid Mahogany?" - Me, 2018

"What's up Rimjob, how's it going?" - Tyler, 2018

"Unsweeted Pepto Bismol tastes like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥." - Zebracabbage, 2018

"I shat on the ribs." - Jason, 2018

"Enjoy your ocean paper (seaweed)." - Zebracabbage, 2018

"Step by step, bit by bit...oh ♥♥♥♥" - Joseph, 2018

"Has she become the saxophone?" - Rondip, 2018

"yall ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucl" - krm‎, 2018

"Hey, get out of my marijuana!" - Jason, 2018

"la croix tastes like gasoline" - Karenna, 2018

"I am a black belt in domestic violence" - Tyson, 2018

"oh hell yeah ill accept that invite to my favorite ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i love counter strike OH MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOD CSGO UGH TURN IT IN TO A POWDER AND SNORT IT WITH MY ♥♥♥♥ AHHHHH VRRRROOOOOM SKRRRRRRRT KABOOOOOM (goes offline)" - Zebracabbage, 2019

"♥♥♥♥♥♥' coco moco!" - SarsilmazAbi, 2019

"Who brought these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shoeshine (Shoshone) warriors here?" - Jason, 2019

"I'm still kindergarten dating" - Daniel, 2019

"I'm gonna give myself a hickey so people think I have a girlfriend" - Daniel, 2019

"I will never accept fat people" - Jason, 2019

"I can't be smokin', I got a piss test on the 4th!" - BigBoyRickster, 2019

"I have a fetish for throwing bricks into washing machines" - Jason, 2020

"I'm a taint muncher" - David, 2020

"Not only did I wake up with swamp ass, but I also woke up with bog balls" - Faris, 2020

"I don't get lesbians" - Joseph, 2020

"NOBODY JUST DRINKS MILK!" - Karam, 2020

"You can't be a guy of not your word" - Daniel, 2020

"Why does Gumby look like that?" "He's been used" - Tyler, 2020

“Tyson why’d you drink raw eggs?” “I didn’t wanna cook it” - Tyson, 2020

“I need some diarrhea, I’ve been having some ♥♥♥♥ problems” - Tyson, 2020

"I am approaching you with romantic intent" Hank Hill, S13 E10
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Scrotum Joe 20 Jan, 2021 @ 5:23pm 
7 eleven quarter pound big bite hot dog
v0rt3x 10 Jan, 2021 @ 9:11pm 
Ranger henley:steamhappy:
Zebruh 26 Jan, 2020 @ 1:37am 
"Hello there fine lady! I wanted to personally inform you of the rather obvious fact that your body is that of an angel, and I can see you are desperately in need of a caring, loving man in your life" :3 *opens trench coat, reveals male reproduction organ the size of a blow dryer* "l hope this may convince the fine young flower that I am a male specimen of top quality, ready to reproduce and get my own little mini-Gabby" XD *sits naked in bed, staring at phone nervously awaiting answer* *male reproductive organ starts wiggling*
Smidgle 13 Oct, 2019 @ 9:10pm 
stupid ♥♥♥♥
makes a campfire on a wooden boat with all our wood
stupid ♥♥♥♥
Scrotum Joe 13 Oct, 2019 @ 1:09pm 
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