Lobster lobbyist trying to undermind the crabs

🙁🔔

+rep uh sweden

you disappoint me

2\5 stars

I am leaving a negative for this individual, actually, debatable, he could also be 3 Gnomes in a trench coat, even though Gnomes do not wear trench coats, believe me, I have checked. Do you like cheese? I do, But when I order cheese without any holes and I get delivered holes I turn my waiter into holes.

I dont wear cheese, but you can, I dont judge, but I have been sold a shirt which allegedly wouldnt contain any cheese, it didnt, but it did had holes, and I dont like my cheese with holes, squares, holes, THEY DONT GO TOGETHER, and neither do hole squares, OR shirts with holes.

"Do not trust a man whose breath freezes before he speaks."
– Sayings of the Invisible Nun, Pg. ∞

And I shouldnt have trusted the coat criture, for my eyes have been frozen before I could see through their lies.
Not a 1\5 because they have been kind enough to provide me with their address, I will now be sending out the Swedish Mob to put holes in them.
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With kisses and hugs,
your customer

stinky stinky mr ♥♥♥♥ back at it again, this guy's super cool and you should give him stuff