Logged in thinking it was just another aim trainer. Logged out a changed man. My K/D ratio skyrocketed, my heart rate doubled, and my dignity evaporated. The pressure? Unreal. The distractions? Weaponized. Somehow, my accuracy improved and I developed a Pavlovian response to cat ear headsets. Who knew using both hands to aim would unlock a state of gamer nirvana? 10/10 — got better at FPS, worse at making eye contact in public.