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Literally the worst game I've played in a long time

10/10

I love it

I love this game. It's not something you spend weeks playing, breaking for nothing other than the bathroom or food, but it's a blast to pick up and spend a few hours on. When I found this game, I wanted a game where I wasn't the super End-all hero to save the universe from the aliens who eat skulls with their toenails. And I found exactly that, I've had moments where I wander through the jungle for 15 minutes, asking myself "what is my objective? eh, I'll find something." and stumbling on a huge firefight. promptly after stumbling upon said firefight, I get shot.

420/69 would get rekt again.

Some Bunny-Punching, Wall-Running, Neck-Slicing fun.
I love this game. yes, it crashes alot, yes, it rarely updates, but personally, i look past it and take the chance reccomending it.
i will never get tired of watching the amazing way the blood drips off bodies, or squirts out of necks when i slice them.

If anything's gonna stop me from going on a murderous rampage, it's this.

I skipped the credits and got a notification in the top right corner "TellTale games will remember this"

also no claptrap

10/10

Buy it, have a friend buy it, play tons of 1v1 matches, and laugh. honestly, my 1v1 matches over skype are some of my best experiences with the game, all you need is another player, and the deathmatch gamemode to have loads of fun and laughs.

I'm pretty sure the devs found a script for an action movie in a dumptser and turned it into a video game.


10/10

Besides Uplay, this game is absolutely glorious. The low growls of the various wildlife WILL inevitably scare you more than the pirates screaming "OH ♥♥♥♥" when they hear your gunfire. Basis for a great game, a bit quirky at times, but otherwise amazing.

This Game is glorious, you are thrust into this cave (whoddathunkit) with no knowledge of what's going on, you make your way around a few enemies, and find your first gun: The Polar Star. you go, kill some stuff, and story unfolds. worth the ten dollars I spent.

This game is amazing, no 2 runs are the same, because the dungeon and the items you get are randomized. I have not heard someone hate this game, with good reason. it lags very easy, however, but that doesn't effect gameplay that bad. all in all, a great game.