hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent

Last night Gum came into my window and said dont tell pope francis as he hovered above my bed my dad came in and said dont be a goo hog as he tackled gum to the ground they started to jack eachother off to anime girls and then my mom came in and died and i was like wow thats pretty crazy and then gum looked back at me and said shut up its getting to the best part as the two anime girls started licking the bottom of a shoe filled with cigarettes so yeah pls giv me moar money

Goo on my knob like goo on the cob check in with goo and goo your job

Honestly I am impressed by the absolute size of this madman. Absolute Unit

Dogs are like the Stalin of animals

-rep sam has big nose, nose big like british mk1 tank