an inspiration to teammates

This guy said my ass has jiggle physics. How is one supposed to respond to that? I mean, I guess it's a compliment? But it's also really weird. Like, thanks, I guess? I'm not sure if I should be flattered or concerned. Maybe I should just start wearing looser pants. Or maybe I should embrace my jiggle physics and own it. I'm still not sure what to think.

plot twist, bowser is actually a furry in a suit that has become magically fused to his body through magic, whatever, Peach was dating bowser when he was human but dumped him for Mario, cause it'd be socially unacceptable for royalty to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by a furry but once bowser and his koopa family/friends all become legit koopas, Peach goes running back for magical koopa schlong and mario is secretly trying to get with bowser and Peach without telling the other till they decide to have an open situation supported by a big kidnapping cuckold kinkfest. Luigi is the poor bastard who's lips are sealed but overheard a convo he shouldnt have so his job is to fight off ghosts and keep their sex mansion poltergeist free so they can plot/film more amateur furry porn to make money from. Luigi's mansion might just be 'the' original castle where their shenanigans all began, who knows.

+rep nice office pin

+rep really good at clutching would recommend his service

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