Okay so update, this girl ghosted me for almost a week but my lawyer got in touch with her. Apparently she owed a TON of money to the owners of an illegal CS2 gambling site and this was how she planned to get out of her debt. She has been horribly addicted to gambling for years and she now gambles high tier doppler patterns and it has landed her 21.6m in debt. You may wonder why i'm significant in this case but my lawyer has informed me that i'm the 14th guy she roped into this scam. MS-13 gave her this as a last ditch chance to clear her debt but she seems so lost in "doppler patterns" that she can't see the families shes destroyed. The authorities have picked me up and I am being transported to a local embassy to seek asylum. I will update soon.

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"touch grass" is not an insult towards gamers, rather it is advice for them. When participating in intense periods of gaming, the human hand has a tendency to get sweaty. The sweat causes the hand to become slick, and it b becomes more difficult to retain a grip on the gamers gaming mouse, thus making it more difficult to perform well in intense gaming moments. By touching grass with the gamers hand, the grass will impart a layer of particulate onto the gamers hand, the particulate can be made of a variety of dusts, dirts and other natural matter. This particulate will then act in a similar form to climbers chalk, absorbing the sweat and drying out the gamers hand. With dry hands, the gamer can now perform to their maximum when gaming. This is why when an enemy or teammate tells you to touch grass, they are simply trying to assist you in performing better.

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ÉVALUATION PUBLIÉE LE 31 OCTOBRE 2020
Bonjour,

Une fois n'est pas coutume, aujourd'hui, je vais effectuer la critique d'un pack (j'ai été vérifier la validité du mot en français et, bizarrement, celui-ci est parfaitement acceptable. La mâchoire à terre, je décide de consulter le dictionnaire Webster et le mot est un dérivé de pak, mot issu du bas-allemand, tandis qu’en français l’emprunt provient directement de l’anglais (source cnrtl.fr). Pour ces raisons, nous pouvons affirmer que le mot pack n’est pas un anglicisme, puisqu’il n’y a pas d’alternative dans la langue de Giscard d’Estaing (Évidemment, si vous pouvez me prouver le contraire, j’en serais ravi).

Cependant, il est nécessaire de rappeler que la définition d’un pack pour l’Académie française est la suivante : « Ensemble de bouteilles, de canettes réunies dans un même emballage ». Pour cette raison, veuillez utiliser cette terminologie de façon appropriée. Je pinaille, je pinaille, mais que voulez-vous, j’aime les langues. Finalement, arrêtez de visionner les Vengeurs afin regarder un bon film, comme La vie d’Adèle d’Abdellatif Kechiche ou La Grande Bouffe de Marco Ferreri. La phrase précédente n’a aucun lien, mais il m’était nécessaire de partager mon amour du cinéma européen à mes amis de la francophonie.)

Il me semble que je devais parler de quelque chose. Je me souviens, il fallait que j’aborde le pak (je suis tellement polyglotte (sarcasme) que je fais la transition de l’anglais au néerlandais, et ce, en claquant des doigts) des créatures nécroïdes. En fait, il n’y a pas grand-chose à dire, le modèle est similaire aux packs précédents, c’est-à-dire de nouveaux avatars, nouveaux vaisseaux cosmétiques, mais surtout de nouvelles origines pour les espèces ou, encore, de nouvelles règles civiques pour augmenter la diversité chez les divers peuples de votre galaxie.

En réalité, je déconseille vivement de dépenser 10 $ dans ce pack, à moins évidemment, d’avoir une grande imagination. Pour ma part, j’apprécie énormément Stellaris pour la possibilité qui est offerte de créer ses propres civilisations pour peupler la galaxie. De mon côté, j’ai passé autant de temps à jouer qu’à créer des cultures, des histoires, des narrations, des spécificités afin d’être confronté à mes propres créations lors de mes parties.

J’adorais la partie créative de Spore et, du moins pour moi, l’aspect créatif de Stellaris est une forme de continuité. Ainsi, pour le moment, j’ai déjà créé 5 civilisations utilisant des aspects du pack d’espèces nécroïdes. Civilisations de morts-vivants, religieux exaltés qui utilisent un rite interdit afin de créer des armées de zombies, peuples utilisant une technologie permettant aux morts de vivres parmi les vivants, etc. Les possibilités sont décuplées si, encore une fois, vous appréciez cet aspect créatif du jeu. Sinon, en toute honnêteté, ça ne vaut pas 10 $ pour bénéficier de petits ajouts à vos partis.

C’est étrange, car je suis satisfait de mon achat, mais je le déconseille, du moins pour le prix exigé. En toute honnêteté, je souhaite sincèrement que Paradoxe retravaille sa distribution des DLC, car pour un nouveau joueur, ça semble presque impossible de lancer dans le jeu, aujourd’hui, sauf si vous êtes capable de faire fi de tous les DLC et du contenu supplémentaire, chose impossible pour moi.

Attendez une réduction et prenez plutôt un pack plus ancien, mais bénéficiant d'un rabais, si vous désirez augmenter les possibilités créatives ou ajouter de la diversité civilisationnelle.

Cordialement,

Bousier de Verdun

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I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the Flame Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, it just means I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach. I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with—especially non-humans! I’d rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.

🚹 Walter Clements 2 weeks ago

I like fire trucks and moster trucks

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🚹Walter Clements 2 weeks ago

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hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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I took a ♥♥♥♥ in my grandma's cat's litterbox when I was 13 and my whole family was wilding out trying to figure out why the cat took such a huge dump. Then they took her to the vet and we found out she has feline HIV so in a way, I helped her.

[Todd walks on stage wearing jeans, a VaultTech T-Shirt, with a small microphone taped to his face]

Todd: Hello!

[The audience cheers excitedly, Todd waits a moment for the applause to die down]

Todd: There is nothing like a perfect launch, and we all know that Fallout 76 has been nothing like a perfect launch...

[Audience laughs, Todd smiles knowingly and walks to the other side of the stage]

Todd: That's why as of this week we are giving every Fallout 76 player a FREE COPY OF SKYRIM!

[The audience goes absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nuts. Todd's eyes glow red, he grabs someone in the front row and tears their body in half with his bare hands right in front of everyone. He rips out their still beating heart and begins to eat it as the audience fights over the rest of the body like ravenous wolves. Todd looks back up at the audience with blood dripping from his face and howls.]

My black autistic transgender quadriplegic Trump-hating Bernie-supporting great great great grandmother just passed away from stage 9 toe cancer after fighting it for 692 years. She fought in and survived the Iraq War, both world wars, the war of 1812, all nine crusades, and the Great Moon War. She used to love to play Super Smash Bros Ultimate while Tyrone pounded me from behind in the next room. Here I am at her funeral, playing Smash with one hand and masturbating furiously with the other, while all of my moronic alt-right family members look on in horror and disgust at my act of heroism. If you don’t give me all your life savings in Reddit Gold, you are a racist, ableist, transphobic Trump supporter and should be burned at the stake. EA and Origin bad, IGN bad, orange man bad, Fortnite bad, Bethesda and Fallout 76 bad, Witcher 3 good.

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And here we go, stage one of the generic trolling from classic uncreative gen Z. " I know he doesn't like a word so I'm going to say it again, haha I'm so funny hahaha so clever, oh my God guys did you see the burn I just got him with?" Do you really think you're even one of the first couple thousand to respond to me the word that I'm complaining about in attempts to trigger me? I don't get how you people are so content with being generic especially if your end goal is trying to piss them off, saying the same ♥♥♥♥ over and over doesn't work. Then stage 2 is calling them salty or capitalizing every other word. It's like talking to a generic AI robot with a list of scumbag responses. All meemers are all the same, follow the trend losers who can't think of a creative comeback that isn't popularized. Memes are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid and are made for the stupid.

Cold lifeless meat surrounds me, engulfing my skin. Chained to poles of bone, I am spread open, nude, on a rancid bed of disarrayed death. My wet ♥♥♥♥ twitches in excitement, as the varied textures of rotting flesh and viscera press against my bare skin. Bloody, disfigured organs of slain peasants rain down in the crypt. I savour the taste of disembowelled viscera as freshly removed intestines hit my face. Drowning in dismembered remains, I begin to struggle to breathe. Maggots. Maggots crawling in my ♥♥♥♥. Maggots crawling down my throat. Unable to comprehend the stench, I am left to suffocate in intimacy of unreal gore. Buried in remains, I die, my corpse forgotten in the rancid crypt. Doomed for death among the peasants, sexual satisfaction is finally achieved through sado-masochistic suicide.

🎵🎶😂(Yeah, aye)😂 It's the thirst💧😰, thirstiest🥵💦 time⏰, of the year🗓. (Aye🤣, yuh👌🏾) 👀I have just ☝🏾one query❓ (😳What's that?🤔) Wanna 🙋🏾‍♂️Sprite 🥤😎Cranberry🍒💦? (😏Uh huh😏) The 😩answer 🤤is clear.. 😋😉It's the 🥵😳thirst, 🤫🤭thirstiest 💦💦💯time⏰, of the year.📅 (🥤Sprite🍒, let's go🏃🏾‍♂️)🎶🎵

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⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⢿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣏⠄⡠⡤⡤⡤⡤⡤⡤⡠⡤⡤⣸⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣗⢝⢮⢯⡺⣕⢡⡑⡕⡍⣘⢮⢿⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⣝⢮⡪⡪⡪⡎⡎⡮⡲⣱⣻⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⠟⠁⢸⡳⡽⣝⢝⢌⢣⢃⡯⣗⢿⣿⣿
⣿⠟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠹⡽⣺⢽⢽⢵⣻⢮⢯⠟⠿⠿
⡟⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠽⠽⡽⣽⣺⢽⠝⠄⠄⢰
⡄⢸⢹⢸⢱⢘⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠄⠄⠄⣀⠄⠄
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Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my anus because the local shops had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so I tried to ♥♥♥♥ it back out. This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that I happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my rectum from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere. I think I may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots. Further experimentation will be required of course (once my rectum has recovered) but if this turns out to be true then I may be able to solve world hunger.

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Hey 👋😀 I Just checked🧐🔬📝 your profile👤 by chance🎲 and saw👀 that you are a girl😛🚺🤤 by your picture📸😏. Also saw👀 that you play 🎮games🎮 like overwatch⬆️🕑 and League of Legends🙌🏅and etc. Being a 🎮gamer🎮 girl😛💁‍♀️🤤 is really 🆒🌬❄️❗️

Sorry for being rude😔😤😉, I din’t know🤔💭 just now that you were a girl😛🚺🤤. Mind🧠 being friends?😻💏I really 💞adore💞 girls who 🎮game🎮 Maybe🤷‍♂️ we could play😏🍆🥜 some of the 🎮games🎮 together🧝‍♀️✨🧝‍♀️ some time🕰 I have messaged📲 you, 🙇‍♂️hope🙇‍♂️ for a reply📬

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Hubba bubba m'lady are those actually your own fingers 😍😫 How clean and crisp they look if you don't mind me saying. However as a fellow gamer (and also a single male 👉👌 xD) I feel compelled to protect you from any rival other males whom might not have your best interests at heart 😡 and may take your virginity away and that belongs to me and if anyone else takes it you're a slut Anyway I bet they taste like stawberries and have a faint whiff of 💩 oh god yeah that's the stuff. Oh? You don't want to message me back? Ok fine then you pig go commit neckrope I bet you're not even a real gamer and just play barbie dress-up the game and not just for softcore masturbation material like I do go back to fortnite kid i love you please don't leave me i'm sorry I can change screw you you're ugly anyways.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
swear ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
god ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
if ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
another ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
ping ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
then im ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
out ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
here

You say Justin Bieber, I say Gun & Roses

You say Taylor Swift, I say AC/DC

You say Lady Gaga, I say Bon Jovi

You say Hannah Montana, I say The Rolling Stones

You say Owl City, I say Led Zeppelin

You say Jonas Brothers, I say The Beatles

95% of teens these days listen to the same crappy pop over and over again. If you're one of the 5% who still listens to real music, thumb this up, then copy & paste it to at least 5 videos. don't let rock die