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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
45.9 hrs on record (39.2 hrs at review time)
Why cultivate trust and goodwill when you can decimate your user base with dumb policies that won't even get you any money? What angle is this a net gain from, you ask? Beats me. All I know is I'm never buying a playstation, and I'm not giving them my credit card.
Posted 3 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
146.1 hrs on record (58.7 hrs at review time)
Nuffle is not nice. Nuffle is not your friend. Nuffle is not to be trusted.

Game is good and slightly insanity inducing. 9/10
Posted 31 August, 2022.
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15.7 hrs on record
The game that got me through many recorded lectures during 'rona. I'll never know how I only have 15 recorded hours on here. I just wish they'd bring back the youtube video feature since that was what really separated it from being just a little game you put down after five minutes.
Posted 10 September, 2021. Last edited 9 January, 2024.
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77 people found this review helpful
37 people found this review funny
408.9 hrs on record (98.4 hrs at review time)
Single state Guatemala with 200 infantry? Cuba outproducing the entire U.S.? Losing 7 tank divisions to 1 desperate man with a bolt action? The entirety of the Axis forces appearing in China the same day war is declared by a minor faction that panic-joined Hitler? Reclaiming land for a dead faction that isn't even your ally and immediately kicks you out of "their" land because you don't have military access?

Yes please, sign me up. I don't know why I do this to myself, but I'm thoroughly enjoying the pain.

(P.S. Guatemala op, plz nerf)
Posted 1 September, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
The only lobby available was filled with throngs of silent, motionless people, in a hollow sphere, deep underground, staring at a single illuminated spot on the wall, swaying rhythmically to a horrific grinding sound.

The only thing scarier is how much of a cash grab this game is.
Posted 31 August, 2021. Last edited 31 August, 2021.
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21.2 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
Don't let initial jank turn you off from this game. Its very much a diamond in the rough.
Posted 15 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3.4 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
I was held at gunpoint and forced to play this game. No. Do not torture yourself. ♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥.
Posted 1 August, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
Short, but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is it good. This game manages to capture a mood and tone, few others can, in only a few brief minutes.
Posted 10 February, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
4.7 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
A once mediocre game that had finally hit its stride...after its community died.
Posted 13 November, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
1.9 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game oozes wasted potential. A few minor tweaks to basic, preexisting control values, and an eye towards expanding long term playability, rather than throwing in an entirely arbitrary rank system to get access to new content would have seen this game becoming a hit. Play it on the free weekend. Its worth the experience, but its not worth $30, by any means.
Posted 16 June, 2019. Last edited 16 June, 2019.
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