I sexually identify as a fidget spinner. Ever since I was only raw plastic, I dreamed of continually spinning around my axis until greasy, autistic fingers stopped me. Normal people bully me, and say things like "what the ♥♥♥♥, you aren't a fidget spinner", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my magnetism. I have already started attaching magnets to myself, and now i'm improving my spinniness by regularly rotating on an axis with my magnetism. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy the fidgeting of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ children, and if you don't you're oppressing me, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ children, and fidget spinners like me around the world, and you should check your center of magnetism. Thank you for being so understanding.