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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:14am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 8:46am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 6:28am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 1:47am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:41am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 11:47am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 4:36am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 11:50am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 2:15am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 5:43am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 6:42am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 6:30am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 6:31am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 6:38am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:14am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:51am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 12:17am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 7:06am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 4:20am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 2:46am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:41am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 11:07pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 6:31am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:17pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:45am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:51am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 6:30am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 6:30am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:51am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 4:20pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 7:08am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 6:30am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 8:06am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 12:18am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 6:31am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 10:53am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:14am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:40am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:20am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 6:44am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 2:57am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 4:02am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 11:58am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 2:35am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 11:58am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 6:53am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 7:47am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:08am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 12:30am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 3:45am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 2:43am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 2:43am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 4:36pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 6:38am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 1:17pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 6:30am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:42am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 3:40am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 8:19am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 4:03am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 10:39am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 2:34am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2023 @ 11:28pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 5:16am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 7:01am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 May @ 6:14am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 4:46am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:48pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 12:48am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 6:04am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 8:19am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 2:57pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 6:04am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2023 @ 2:19am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 5:20am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 6:02am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 2:35am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 10:47am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 11:43am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 10:47am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 11:47am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 10:05am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:23am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 4:40am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 3:56am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:42am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 3:46am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 3:46am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 3:46am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 4:23am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 5:42pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 11:48pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 6:42am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 10:16am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 5:11am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 4:04am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 2:41am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 3:04am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 2:33am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2023 @ 1:47am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 5:09am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:11pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 2:58am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 6:43am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 12:03am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 10:16am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 5:10pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 12:46am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:33am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 3:56am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:20am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 1:59am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2023 @ 4:40am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 2:11am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 3:57am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 10:25am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 10:16am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 5:05am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 2:36am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 5:50am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 11:41am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 11:41am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 2:43pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 2:43am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 3:29am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 3:44am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 4:20am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 4:14am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 7:42am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 11:20am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 5:23am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 11:58am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 11:58am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2023 @ 2:57pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 7:08am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 11:58am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 12:49am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 7:06am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 12:04am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 11:58am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 3:46am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 2:42pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 4:16am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 11:09am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 2:20am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:16pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 2:40am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 2:27am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 7:41am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 3:05pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 11:07pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 2:32am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 3:22pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 5:11am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 11:14am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:40am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2023 @ 12:37am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 3:46am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 3:58am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 9:08am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 11:14am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 12:30pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 2:36am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 2:39am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:49am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 3:49am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 7:41am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 9:33am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:29pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 11:14am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 2:20am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 3:48am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 4:38am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 2:28am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 2:26pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2023 @ 3:32am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 10:53am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 12:59am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 5:43am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 3:44am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 10:49am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 6:11am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:02pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 2:31am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 12:34am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 8:21am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 2:36am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 5:28am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 4:01am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 11:07am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 10:16am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 3:02am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 1:08pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:13am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:15am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:18am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 7:43am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 3:42pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 2:02am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 2:02am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 1:58am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 May @ 11:28pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 4:16am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 1:57pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 2:36am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 2:15am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 2:15am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 2:25pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 3:55am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 3:49pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 3:56am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 2:36am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 2:40am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:13am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 2:11pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 3:00pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 3:32pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 2:29am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 3:04am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 4:31am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 6:45am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 3:09am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 3:44am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 3:07am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 9:32am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 12:03pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:41am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:58am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 11:53pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 1:51pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 5:39am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 26 May @ 11:28pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 2:02am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 6 Aug @ 7:05am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 2:53am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 11:42pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 8:17am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2023 @ 2:13am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 12:54am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 3:34am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 6:24am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 2:15am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 3:44am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 5:05am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:15am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 2:54am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 9:31am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:44am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:41pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:18am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:16am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:13am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 3:20pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 3:32pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 3:04am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 3:15am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 9:33am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:37am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 8:27am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 3:01pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 4:35am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 6:45am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:38pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:45am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:45am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 2:28am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 3:04am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 5:16am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:30am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:30pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:03pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:15am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:18am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:18am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 4:14am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 18 Apr @ 5:14pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 5:20am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 5:23am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 10:39am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 10:39am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 3:26am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 3:26am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 7:27am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:05am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:05am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 2:33am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 4:17am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:01am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 3:57am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 3:04am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 11:24pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:30am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 3:49pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 4:35am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 3:04am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 3:41am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 3:49pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 4:02am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:30am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:38pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:44am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:45am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:27pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 2:50am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 6:44am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:01am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 11:39pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 3:46am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 4:50pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 12:55pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 3:13pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 4:31am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:32am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:15am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 2:50am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 11:41pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 4:33pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 5:45am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:25am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:57am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 8:42am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 11:37pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 11:50am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 6:42am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 3:02am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 2:38am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 7:42am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 3:04am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 4:02am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:01am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 3:57am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 4:55pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 5:19am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 6:41am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:35pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 5:01am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:26pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 4:35am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 7:49am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 6:43am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 3:22pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 3:29pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 7:08am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 5:24am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 5:15am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2023 @ 5:15am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 2:39am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2023 @ 12:53am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 2:42am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 3:21am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 12:27am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 1:54am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:22am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2023 @ 1:10am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:43am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 4:04pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 7:41am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 4:02am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 4:04am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:33pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:15am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:45am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 2:34am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 6:44am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 11:41pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 1:23am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 3:57am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:47am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 6:57am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:30am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:55pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:45am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:27pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 1:51am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 3:24am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 11:42pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 6:43am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 11:42pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2023 @ 1:03am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 1:05am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 6:42am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 11:14am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 4:50pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 3:49am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:15am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 6:44am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:18am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 May @ 11:31am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:30am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:51pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:14am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 4:31am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 2:36am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 2:39am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 3:57am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 4:56am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 May @ 10:11am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep @ 6:57am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2023 @ 4:24pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 6:31am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 6:44am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 6:30am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 1:13am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 12:20am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 6:30am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 7:19am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Jul @ 3:18am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2023 @ 1:48am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 10:16am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 6:17am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 4:31am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:32am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 11:19pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 4:18am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 3:57am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:11pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:00pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 9:34am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 5:23am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 12:34am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 6:12am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 1:52am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 1:55am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 11:42pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 1:23am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 3:57am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 2:13am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 12:11am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 6:22am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 1:53am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 1:44pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:25am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 7:41am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 12:47am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 1:56am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2023 @ 12:31am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 11:26pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jun @ 2:07am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 1:31am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 3:14am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 1:09pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 5:47am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2023 @ 10:33am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 2:43am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 4:38am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 7:41am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2023 @ 3:04am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 4:04am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 7:01am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2023 @ 3:57am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 3:04am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 11:24pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 3:21am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 2:31am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2023 @ 4:58am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 1:48am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2023 @ 12:32am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 1:51am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 1:54am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 11:41pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 1:23am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 3:20pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 6:43am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2023 @ 6:22am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 1:15am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 1:41am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 2:41am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Apr @ 1:00pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 2:11am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 11:43pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 3:29pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2023 @ 11:14am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2023 @ 2:25pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 12:19pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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