Whah Hullo thoar, mah name is MISHTER MAN THE THOID.
But yarg, I am Grey. I have fist(claw?) wrestled many grizzly bears of different origins. INCLUDING:
Fire bears
Ice bears
Wind bears
Earth bears
Water bears
HEART bears.
And yes, Captain Planet bears.
I'm glad we had this talk, son/daughter/both/neither/alien/bear cub.

So, you may be wondering, "Whah ish dis guy shaying" BUT NOOOOOOO YOU JUST HAVE TO EAT TOAST BEFORE TALKING, SO NOW YOU'RE TALKING WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL YOU RUDE ASS.

I enjoy playing TF2, Left 4 Dead 2, Killing Floor, and.... uh....
...
...
Yea. So feel free to invite me, I may or may not join due to crazeh stuphs (or more likely, I'm on another five hundred hour AFK run and won't see the invites and hate messages until MUCH later).

I am an expert demo-pan (by expert I mean horrible), and the besterest hoovy boxoar (by besterest I mean GODAMN AWESOME).

Do YOU know the deathfist? How about the Thunderfist? The New and improved Thunderfist? Didn't think so. But it you did, I would ask that you teach me the improved Thunderfist, as I have killed all of the possible trainers (They were bears).

Now then, on the the subject of murder, otherwise known to only me as "MOIDAH". If you notice someone saying the word "MOIDAH" in replacement with out my consent, please punch them as hard as you can in the space in front of them, to scare them. Then apologize for startling them and say that you were paid (lie) to do it. They will forgive you and the two of you will become besterest friends.

Now, if you happen to see a hobo, wearing a top hat, breakdancing with a tip jar made of bone, do not interfere with the awakening....Unless you want to give him money for his awesome performance.

Now, my greatest enemies are tree and doors. WHAT ARE YOURS?! DO YOU EVEN KNOW?! I BET YOU DO BUT IT WAS REPRESSED OR SOMETHING.

You may be wondering where Captain Falcon comes into this. Well, the answer is NOW!
HUARGH!
FALCOHN KEEYICK!
SHOWME YAMOWVUS
COMAWN!!!!!
BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFALCOOHN.
Yes.

All in all, in all in all. And that is all.

BACK TO RANDOM CRAP THEN

So, I hear you enjoy this stuff called...food?

WELL GUESS WHAT YOU DON'T GET ANY THAT'S FOR EATING TOAST AND GETTING CRUMBS ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD


Lastly, here is the part of people saying things to me and/or me:

Grey: Shoulda made him play it >:{D
ArtyomWantsCabbage: what the ♥♥♥♥ is that face

Grey: There will be blood
CookieMonsta!: Lol XD
Grey: No wait
Grey: Fire
Grey: Yeszz....
Grey: Fire Santa
Grey: shall rule with a molten fist

*Takes Words per minute test*
Grey: Whoah, I just got 75 ♥♥♥♥♥♥ per minute.

IAm_Slender_Man: Damn dude layer and layers of problems but it aint trident layers

Grey: yerg
Obama The Pimp: ?
Grey: YERG
Obama The Pimp: I DONT UNDERSRANSD

Okidokie: Santa Christ will stab you in the pelvis

"You're an alpaca ♥♥♥♥♥♥" -Moon

"Beware of...packs of monkeys with switchblades." -Unknown

"it's slow and clumsy like a turtle trying to ♥♥♥♥ a croc shoe" -Yuukii

*Abuses Ice cream button* -Jokeykilla

Grey:NURSE YUUKII, THIS IS A MUTINY
Grey: WE DEMAND COOKIES
Yuukii: NO I CAN'T BAKE