"Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it."

WHAT THE PRESS ARE SAYING:

Steg: you are very considerate you should be awarded with a nice person award!
Mash: you're so gosh darn cute
A.W.: You are so weird in a very awesome way.
Carmine: you're a genuinely good person. seriously.
regularj-: you are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cruel
Ghor: Grayman you are simultaneously an awful person and a smart one
Edgeworth: grayman, minister of schadenfreude
Mash: I WITHDRAW EVERY PAST AND FUTURE MENTION OF YOU BEING CUTE
Mash: and replace them with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hot oh take me now you cardiff stud

Thanks to:
kpW (Counter-Strike: Source, Race 07)
Ravepirate (Cold Fear)
Someguy (Bioshock)
MayorMcCheese (Bullet Candy)
Ben Carmine (Alpha Prime, Natural Selection 2, Chrome)
Iron (Ben There, Dan That! & Time Gentlemen, Please!)
Leon Trotsky (Plants Vs. Zombies)
Caps Lock (Overlord Complete Pack, Duke Nukem Forever [Theoretical Edition], Magicka)
Bees (Rainbow 6 Vegas 2)
Azzents (Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory, Dustforce)
Ralewyn (Borderlands: The Zombie Island of Dr. Ned DLC)
Stegblob (Street Fighter IV)
regularj- (Puzzle Agent)
Lobokage (Devil May Cry 4, Rock of Ages, Puzzle Dimension, Noitu Love 2, Spelunky, Shovel Knight)
BOENSAW (Bionic Commando Rearmed)
Hellfyre (Chime)
Xanei (Poker Night)
Edgeworth (Serious Sam HD: Gold Edition, Rogue Legacy)
startstoprepeat (Metro 2033)
Integer Devourer (Super Meat Boy)
Ploddish (Prince of Persia: TSoT, Dear Esther, Thirty Flights of Loving, Hotline Miami, Walking Dead: 400 Days, Starforge, Transistor, The Witcher 2, ABZU, The Room VR: A Dark Matter, Chicory, Inscryption, Tactical Breach Wizards)
Vidyassassin (Monday Night Combat)
jclark (Sanctum, Terraria, CS:GO Beta)
Escalator (DOTA 2 Beta)
Mash (Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic)
Saz and David (L.A. Noire, Dorfromantic)
Mallard Machine (Valdis Story: Abyssal City)
Ashot (Secret Ponchos)
Foips (Cook, Serve, Delicious!, Home, Black Mesa, Control, Neon White)
Josh (SOMA, Pizza Tower)
SnakeByte24 (Fable III - Dog Outfit)
KlaooKun (The Turing Test)
Ells (Paper Beast)
Harry (Resident Evil 2, UFO 50)
Tabbs (Deep Rock Galactic)

And to Mushroomjay, for existing.