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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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⠄⢀⣼⢿⡽⣾⢯⣷⣻⣽⢽⣳⣳⢽⡺⡮⣫⢯⢿⣦⠄
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⣴⣿⣿⣽⣟⣷⣟⣯⣿⡽⣞⣯⢿⡽⡽⡵⣝⢮⣫⣺⠄
⠄⠄⠉⠉⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣽⣾⣾⡀
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⠐⠈⠄⠱⣻⡻⠶⢦⠶⠯⠟⢟⢯⢳⢩⡂⡆⡇⡐⡐⢌
⢁⠐⠄⠈⣾⣓⢝⣛⡛⡗⣞⣗⢕⡕⢕⠕⡸⡀⠂⠌⡂
⡀⠂⡁⠄⡿⣕⢷⣻⢽⢝⢞⢮⢳⠑⠅⢑⢜⠜⣬⢐⢈
⠄⢁⣀⣴⠋⠪⠳⠹⠵⠹⠘⠈⠂⠁⡐⡸⡘⣠⡳⡣⣪
⣽⢟⣿⡣⠄⢸⡄⠠⠠⡠⢠⢐⠨⡐⣴⣹⡨⣞⣎⢎⢺
⠏⠟⠛⠃⠄⠘⠛⠊⠊⠘⠐⠅⠇⠻⠛⠓⠛⠛⠪⠓⠹
Deku: "G-Goku-San, I can feel our baby kicking my tummy and it hurts!~"
Goku: "Huh? What does that mean, is that a type of food cause I'm hungry babe! Hehehe!
*9 months of making out later*
Deku: "G-Goku-San.. I-I think its time.."
Goku: "Huh? Is dinner ready or something?"
Deku: "NO! its our baby..!"
Goku: "Our baby? Is that a name for some sort of food? What a weird name.."
Deku: "NO! IT'S TIME! Take me to the hospital! I feel it kicking!"
Goku: "O-OH I see we need to hurry I guess!"
*One hour later*
Deku: "It's a boy!"
Goku: "You did great!"
Deku: "He's beautiful~"
Goku: "Can I hold him?"
Deku: "But you'll have to be careful babe."
Goku: "Danggit I'm never careful.." sigh
Deku: *Brings baby up to face and presses cheek against his own gently cradling it in his arms* "What should we name it?"
Goku: "Hmmmmmmm.. how about we combine our names and make....hmm.. De from Deku + ku from Goku!"
Goku: "Oh right!" *laughs a hearty laugh* "How about...... Godeku?"
Deku: "That's perfect, It's like you're saying Go Deku and cheering him on! My cute little baby boy~"
Goku: *Looks at baby lovingly with care in his eyes* No....... our cute little baby boy!~"
Deku: *Notices Goku's handsome face look at the baby with suck caring eyes, blushes a bit and gives warm cute smile*
Goku: *Looks at Deku's adorable face and smiles*
*They both lean in for a kiss with heat*
*Goku blushes while swirling his tongue around Deku's and slightly moan in each other's mouths*
Deku: "N-nggh..~ mmph..~"
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All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man.
Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment.
They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄
⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠑⣿⣮⣝⣛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄
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Kind regards,
Doctor Sex
Being a crypto man, I suggested that we take many nude photographs of her bodacious breasts and mint them. And then, after covering them in peppermint oil, turn them into NFTs.
Now I’ve heard that NFTs are selling for thousands and even millions of dollars worth of Ethereum. So my question is: will her big breast NFTs make me a millionaire, so that I don’t have to waste time working at Wendy’s anymore?
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