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Wasabi 11 Sep, 2024 @ 1:51pm 
Чел, заходить на мой стол в tabletop simulator и рисовать свастку это какой то нацистский поступок, я так понял ты фанат Гитлеровского режима?
Jono 25 Jul, 2024 @ 10:25pm 
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Horny Ralph 8 Jun, 2023 @ 3:32pm 
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Lard 12 Feb, 2023 @ 10:48am 
Hello, I would like to ask if you trade humble bundle and fanatical cd-keys, even if you do not trade them, I am looking for a few old bundled ones, so you might have a few and I'm ready to offer some games from your wishlist, in case you are interested - accept my friendship, I'm also ready to go first if we find decent trade for both of us, thanks(seen your profile on fanatical group)
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Jono 14 Oct, 2022 @ 12:26pm 
*Goku gets sexual with Deku and gets him pregnant and Deku rubs his swollen warm tummy*

Deku: "G-Goku-San, I can feel our baby kicking my tummy and it hurts!~"

Goku: "Huh? What does that mean, is that a type of food cause I'm hungry babe! Hehehe!

*9 months of making out later*

Deku: "G-Goku-San.. I-I think its time.."
Goku: "Huh? Is dinner ready or something?"
Deku: "NO! its our baby..!"
Goku: "Our baby? Is that a name for some sort of food? What a weird name.."
Deku: "NO! IT'S TIME! Take me to the hospital! I feel it kicking!"
Goku: "O-OH I see we need to hurry I guess!"
*One hour later*
Deku: "It's a boy!"
Goku: "You did great!"
Deku: "He's beautiful~"
Goku: "Can I hold him?"
Deku: "But you'll have to be careful babe."
Goku: "Danggit I'm never careful.." sigh
Deku: *Brings baby up to face and presses cheek against his own gently cradling it in his arms* "What should we name it?"
Goku: "Hmmmmmmm.. how about we combine our names and make....hmm.. De from Deku + ku from Goku!"
Jono 14 Oct, 2022 @ 12:26pm 
Deku: "Our names have the same endings, it's basically the same no matter how we put it silly!" *giggles*
Goku: "Oh right!" *laughs a hearty laugh* "How about...... Godeku?"
Deku: "That's perfect, It's like you're saying Go Deku and cheering him on! My cute little baby boy~"
Goku: *Looks at baby lovingly with care in his eyes* No....... our cute little baby boy!~"
Deku: *Notices Goku's handsome face look at the baby with suck caring eyes, blushes a bit and gives warm cute smile*
Goku: *Looks at Deku's adorable face and smiles*

*They both lean in for a kiss with heat*

*Goku blushes while swirling his tongue around Deku's and slightly moan in each other's mouths*

Deku: "N-nggh..~ mmph..~"
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Jono 26 Sep, 2022 @ 4:31am 
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man.

Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
Jono 26 Sep, 2022 @ 4:30am 
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment.

They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Jono 25 Sep, 2022 @ 11:55am 
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Told me I can't ejaculate. 10/10
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Hello this is the medical practice of Doctor Sex, please remember to refrain from ejaculation.

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Uncle Dead 21 Jan, 2022 @ 6:19pm 
Has aids.
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Jono 9 Nov, 2021 @ 8:43am 
So I have a girlfriend with rather large and sizable breasts. They are not only large, but also naturally firm and don’t droop too much. Perfect proportions for online art enthusiasts.

Being a crypto man, I suggested that we take many nude photographs of her bodacious breasts and mint them. And then, after covering them in peppermint oil, turn them into NFTs.

Now I’ve heard that NFTs are selling for thousands and even millions of dollars worth of Ethereum. So my question is: will her big breast NFTs make me a millionaire, so that I don’t have to waste time working at Wendy’s anymore?
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Jono 4 Jun, 2021 @ 2:43pm 
all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every women ive had sex with is very sext and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex
Jono 4 Jun, 2021 @ 2:43pm 
tony why when a woman gets a vibrator, its seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt F u c c M a s t e r Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating ass, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, hes called a pervert? i dont understand
Jono 4 Jun, 2021 @ 2:43pm 
u-uuuwaaa~ umu i-i let my boifwendu do a cummy cummy in my boipucchie~!!! and he didnt wear a boicondom O/////O. a,,am i gonna get boipreggers now?? 3: i is to young to be a boimother >///<. c,,c,,can i getsies boibortion? uwu. c,,can i pay my boicologist with my boipucchiewuchie? c-can i pay my boinecologist with my boipucci? perhaps i can offer him my tasty boimilk uwu. o,,or maybe i'll ask if he accepts a pint of my sticky boi syrup instead UwU
Jono 4 Jun, 2021 @ 2:42pm 
So female dolphins have vaginal secretions that make a male dolphin just nut over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Dolphin kooch jelly. Scientists were like "holy shid, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the scientists collected a sample of said dolphin koochie jelly, and had a test primate. They swabbed it on the male primate's pen0r, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The monkey straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fuggin nutting. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of Smucker's Dolphin Coochie Jelly™, and just fuggin nut myself to death
Jono 4 Jun, 2021 @ 2:42pm 
Oh I’m sorry, I just looked at your profile I didn’t realize you were a lady. (And a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect women, especially women in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I’m sorry. Maybe you could even add me on pc and we can play some games together. We could play GTA, overwatch, minecraft, maybe even a little COD. Add me D4ADDY_SEX69. Sorry about my name, my cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values.
Jono 4 Jun, 2021 @ 2:40pm 
as a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say this profile is 100% accurate to having sex with a sexy woman. like i do. everyday. this profile did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this profile. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because I have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. I also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games.
Jono 4 Jan, 2021 @ 2:16pm 
If my girl👧😍 and my fidget spinners 💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it spin at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's fidget spinner or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊
Jono 4 Jan, 2021 @ 2:13pm 
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Jono 15 Oct, 2020 @ 11:10am 
On a cool, clear night (typical to Southern California) Warren G travels through his neighborhood, searching for women with whom he might initiate sexual intercourse. He has chosen to engage in this pursuit alone. Nate Dogg, having just arrived in Long Beach, seeks Warren. Ironically, Nate passes a car full of women who are excited to see him. He insists to the women that there is no cause for excitement. Warren makes a left at 21st Street and Lewis Ave, where he sees a group of young men enjoying a game of dice together. He parks his car and greets them. He is excited to find people to play with, but to his chagrin, he discovers they intend to relieve him of his material possessions.
Jono 15 Oct, 2020 @ 11:10am 
Once the hopeful thieves reveal their firearms, Warren realizes he is in a considerable predicament. Meanwhile, Nate passes the women, as they are low on his list of priorities. His primary concern is locating Warren. After curtly casting away the strumpets (whose interest in Nate was such that they crashed their automobile), he serendipitously stumbles upon his friend, Warren G, being held up by the young miscreants. Warren, unaware that Nate is surreptitiously observing the scene unfold, is in disbelief that he’s being robbed. The perpetrators have taken jewelry and a name brand designer watch from Warren, who is so incredulous that he asks what else the robbers intend to steal. This is most likely a rhetorical question.
Jono 15 Oct, 2020 @ 11:10am 
Observing these unfortunate proceedings, Nate realizes that he may have to use his firearm to deliver his friend from harm. The tension crescendos as the robbers point their guns to Warren’s head. Warren senses the gravity of his situation. He cannot believe the events unfolding could happen in his own neighborhood. As he imagines himself escaping in a surreal fashion, he catches a glimpse of his friend, Nate. Nate has seventeen cartridges to expend (sixteen residing in the pistol’s magazine, with a solitary round placed in the chamber and ready to be fired) on the group of robbers, and he uses many of them. Afterward, he generously shares the credit for neutralizing the situation with Warren, though it is clear that Nate did all of the difficult work. Putting congratulations aside, Nate quickly reminds himself that he has committed multiple homicides to save Warren before letting his friend know that there are females nearby if he wishes to fornicate with them.
Jono 15 Oct, 2020 @ 11:10am 
Warren recalls that it was the promise of copulation that coaxed him away from his previous activities, and is thankful that Nate knows a way to satisfy these urges. Nate quickly finds the women who earlier crashed their car on Nate’s account. He remarks to one that he is fond of her physical appeal. The woman, impressed by Nate’s singing ability, asks that he and Warren allow her and her friends to share transportation. Soon, both friends are driving with automobiles full of women to the East Side Motel, presumably to consummate their flirtation in an orgy. The third verse is more expository, with Warren and Nate explaining their G Funk musical style.
Jono 15 Oct, 2020 @ 11:10am 
Warren displays his bravado by claiming that individuals with equivalent knowledge could not even attempt to approach his level of lyrical mastery. There follows a brief discussion of the genre’s musicological features, with special care taken to point out that in said milieu the rhythm is not in fact the rhythm, as one might assume, but actually the bass. Similarly the bass serves a purpose closer to that which the treble would in more traditional musical forms. Nate goes on to note that if any third party smokes as he does, they would find themselves in a state of intoxication daily (from Nate’s other works, it can be inferred that the substance referenced is marijuana). Nate concludes his delineation of the night by issuing a vague threat to “busters,” suggesting that he and Warren will further “regulate” any potential incidents in the future (presumably by engaging their enemies with small arms fire).
Daddy Long ♥♥♥♥ 22 Aug, 2020 @ 10:46pm 
More like, Keagan Stupidasshole
Jono 31 Jul, 2020 @ 2:53pm 
-rep, is a kekold
Beta 11 Jul, 2020 @ 11:02am 
-rep dc after getting downed
. 25 May, 2020 @ 6:43pm 
imagine realizing you can't bully the killer because they have a brain and then dc'ing
Jono 10 May, 2020 @ 12:14am 
-rep, very fat
FatHead 24 Apr, 2020 @ 12:23am 
-rep trolls in game
Latieu 3 Apr, 2020 @ 3:03am 
-rep, troll who ruins games, don't queue with him.
SweetPeaches69 10 Mar, 2020 @ 3:06pm 
sry we culdnt git u of th huke budee