*bzzt*
>"welcome to taco bell, may I take your order?"
"yeah I'll take 325 nacho fries?"
>"uhh, I don't think you can-"
"nah it's okay babe, I'm good for it"
*flashes NachoCard® Platinum*

Ground Control be like
Can you hear me major Tom
My brother in Christ
I'm floating in a most peculiar way

(insert 6" subway meal deal here)

This man is a 5 dollar word: Subway Sandwich

this guy thinks he’s Captain Knots? He thinks he’s Captain Tying Knots, when everyone needs some knots tied they go to him - ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

... Kinda based????

Yo, listen up here's a story
About a little guy
That lives in a blue world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just blue
Like him inside and outside
Blue his house
With a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to