Gaming personality results from a bartle test: http://4you2learn.com/bartle/
Griefer: 67% (any chance to sabatoge cuz funny)
Socializer: 67% false moral support)
Achiever: 40%
Explorer: 27%

Lex - He's like my long lost twin
Big Z - He's like a lumberjack
Avi - She's like a little rat
Ace Verco - He/She is like a "catfish" (vocal talent, male/female voice trolling).
Hex - He's like a walking time bomb with a math equation to defuse it.
Bob - He's like a fish with a brain of a DVD logo ricocheting around his skull.
Knobslol - He's like a soundspeaker in a bass boosted car.
Solaire - He's like a walking doujin manga.
Kyle - He's like Skynet.
TylenolJunkie - He's like Tony Hawk, but with aviation crafts.
Smufsu - He's like your stereotypical redneck
Fat Grey Cat - He's like a physical materialization of dumb strats.
SmugMug - He's like a cancer of Australia

Goreshy:
HEY ♥♥♥♥
I BET U SHOWER ♥♥♥♥♥

Cmdr.Lex Luthor:
YA WELL I BET UR ♥♥♥♥♥ UNDER ALL UR CLOTHES
♥♥♥♥♥

Goreshy:
TAKE THEM CLOTHES OFF, I WANT TO SEE HOW U THEM ANGELS HIDE THEIR WINGS
actually dont
fbi is watching
wait ur 18 rite

Cmdr.Lex Luthor:
ya
i turned 18

Goreshy:
EIGHTEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ COMBINES IN THE SHOWERS AT NOVA PROSPEKTBIG HARD THROBBING ♥♥♥♥♥ WANTING TO BE SUCKEDEIGHTEEN ♥♥♥♥♥ COMBINES WANTING TO BE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IN THE SHOWERS AT NOVA PROSPEKTON THEIR KNEES WANTING TO ♥♥♥♥ COMBINE COCKSNOVA PROSPEKT REALLY ROCKSHOT HARD BUFF COMBINES, THEIR ♥♥♥♥♥ THROBBING HARDEIGHTEEN MORE WILD REBELS OUT IN THE YARRRRRRRRRDBIG BULGING ♥♥♥♥♥ EVER SO HARDORGY IN THE SHOWERS AT BLACK MESA EASTBIG HARD THROBBING ♥♥♥♥♥ RAMMING REBEL BUTTLIKE A BREEDING SYNTH WANTING TO RUT
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Goreshy:
do u watch mandalorian

Cmdr.Lex Luthor:
yes

Goreshy:
did u know dat if your a jedi, you could prob use the force to masterbate with no hands

Cmdr.Lex Luthor:
yes

Goreshy:
wut if u sneeze during the rubbing

Cmdr.Lex Luthor:
ur peepe flies
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[1:22 AM]
Goreshy:
damnit
tell em you want to go on a date
just hope its not a child

[1:24 AM]
Cmdr.Lex Luthor:
we did before
it raped us

[1:24 AM]
Goreshy:
was it a child

[1:24 AM]
Cmdr.Lex Luthor:
yes
(in context, lex was playing phasmophobia)
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Goreshy: wat does da irish girl do after she sucks a ♥♥♥♥?
Cmdr. Lex Luthor: dies
Goreshy: NU, she spits out da feathers
Goreshy: i was talkin bout chickens
Cmdr. Lex Luthor: why would you ♥♥♥♥ a ♥♥♥♥?
Goreshy: cuz its misbehaving
Cmdr. Lex Luthor: omg
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Goreshy: where can i find the material model for the jiggle cape?
Cmdr. Lex Luthor: u need to become more asian
Goreshy: i am asian, i dun ned to be com more
Cmdr. Lex Luthor: 2bad
Goreshy: ill cook u pho
Cmdr. Lex Luthor: ♥♥♥ UR PHO
Goreshy: EVERY ASIAN DOES NOT DENY PHO, U WILL EAT IT
Cmdr. Lex Luthor: IM NOT LIKE EVERY ASIAN ♥♥♥♥♥
Goreshy: ILL PUT HOISON SAUCE IN DAT ♥♥♥♥♥
Cmdr. Lex Luthor: U CANT DEFEAT MAH POWWERR
Goreshy: ♥♥♥ UR POWER
Cmdr. Lex Luthor: ♥♥♥ UR PHO
Goreshy: ♥♥♥ MY ASS
Goreshy: wait
Cmdr. Lex Luthor: wat
Goreshy: nvm
Cmdr. Lex Luthor: ♥♥♥ ASS
Goreshy: ♥♥♥ POWER
Cmdr. Lex Luthor: NNANNII
Goreshy: HENTAI FAPPER SUPREEEMEEEEEEEEE
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Cmdr. Lex Luthor: LOL AFTER THE MALE MANTIS DIES
Cmdr. Lex Luthor: WHEN HIS DEAD BODY SLIDES OFF TEH FEMALE HIS DIC IS LIKE PULLING OUT SLOWLY IT AWKWARD
Goreshy: why the ♥♥♥♥ are you watching 2 mantises ♥♥♥♥?
Cmdr. Lex Luthor: im watching weird utube videos, next video is nigahiga so
Goreshy: i wonder if anyone called out on his name, ♥♥♥♥
Cmdr. Lex Luthor: idk my left
Goreshy: nut
Cmdr. Lex Luthor: went
Goreshy: haywire
Cmdr. Lex Luthor: right
Goreshy: into
Cmdr. Lex Luthor: the
Goreshy: little
Cmdr. Lex Luthor: ♥♥♥♥♥
Goreshy: ass
Cmdr. Lex Luthor: ♥♥♥♥♥
Goreshy: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Cmdr. Lex Luthor: .
Goreshy: idk my left nut went haywire right into the little ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Cmdr. Lex Luthor: wtf that doesnt make sense
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Cmdr. Lex Luthor: hey
Cmdr. Lex Luthor: ur pacs
Cmdr. Lex Luthor: are sh1t
Goreshy: u know wut u ♥♥♥♥♥ peice of ♥♥♥♥ ass bich headass mofking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ chin ass edgy quadriple chin ♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥?
Goreshy: ur rite
Cmdr. Lex Luthor: :D
Goreshy: ur mom is ♥♥♥
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Goreshy:
i hop u git brain cancer in da ass

Cmdr.Lex Luthor:
wha
in the ass

Goreshy:
I was thinkin bout variations of getting testicular cancer in the brain

Cmdr.Lex Luthor:
i hope u get breast cancer in ur balls

Goreshy:
LOL

Goreshy:
I hope yur ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gets a brain tumor

Cmdr.Lex Luthor:
i hope u get stomach cancer in ur breasts

Goreshy:
I hope your ♥♥♥♥ gets scoliosis

Cmdr.Lex Luthor:
i hope u have a seizure in ur spine

Goreshy:
I hope you have 3rd leg hernia on your left nutsack

Cmdr.Lex Luthor:
i hope u have an aneurysm in ur left hand
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Goreshy:
what do u call an astronaut that doesnt go to space

Cmdr.Lex Luthor:
a diver

Goreshy:
astro NOT
hahahaha

Cmdr.Lex Luthor:
no
♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥

Goreshy:
aww

Cmdr.Lex Luthor:
HueuEUEEU