After a good game in Worms Armageddon, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great Worms and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a Worms hotseat game. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. Turns out he was a gay vegan called Cpt Gud. Don't trust this guy.

i'm winning dad

+rep got a honk and bonk from this stud

Climate change is a ploy to make us buy more cigarettes. If you take the mat from climate and ch from change, you get match. What do you do with a match? Light your Hanukkah candles. A professor once taught that the connection between candles and trees can be said to be paper thin. Why is that? Because wax and bark surround the core of the object. What else has cores? Apples. Apples have cores and they come in several shades of flavor. Sour Granny Smith to Red Delicious, so what else is red and delicious? Smokes. In the 1940's, military MREs were packed with food and cigarettes. What was the brand? Delicious. What color are the embers after you light your cigarette? Red. Climate change is fake.

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