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Soon he asked me for my number so that he could ask me to play when I'm not online, which I was okay with giving since we are online bros. A few weeks later he asked me to meet up so that we could play at a cyber cafe together.
After we met up, he told me "When I said play, I meant playing with that", while looking at my ♥♥♥♥. I tried to run, but he was so fast and powerful. I threw a flashbang and did a 360 no scope on him but only damaged him slightly as my man part was not that strong. I hid in a smoke grenade till he gave up and went away.
This guy is gay, don't play with him.
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