happy birthday silly goose

What if...🤔😏 we were both cows🐮🐄 in Minecraft🙈⛏ and Steve gave both of us wheat🤭🥵🌾 aHAaAhAAa! I’m joking, I’m joking!!😂🤪...unless ?😈...

I could beat you in a fight easily because I'm fat.

1. You'd have to aim for my head, because my body is padded by 6 inches of tactical karate fat while I can strike you anywhere and hit vital organs due to your total lack of absorption you'll just die.

2. Thanks to the extra 150 lbs of armor I carry around, my I'm lifting 24/7. I won't even need to punch you I can literally just sprint at you and trample you to death like a bison.

3. Your girlfriend knows this and sees my fatness as a virtue and a strength. She wants a strong man to protect her and provide for her and being fat shows I have an overabundance of material resources. So not only will I be beating you like a bull, I'll be the bull in your bedroom nailing your girlfriend.

What if...🤔😏 we were both cows🐮🐄 in Minecraft🙈⛏ and Steve gave both of us wheat🤭🥵🌾 aHAaAhAAa! I’m joking, I’m joking!!😂🤪...unless ?😈...

happy new year (─‿‿─)

I have traced your address and IP and down loaded all of your personal information your years of trolling you low life is over and I’m going to pay some one $30,000 to hunt you down and no this is not a joke or me trolling as of this date and 1700 Thursday tic tok tic tok and I will be supplying them with all your info broken knee caps and beating who know that’s the surprise or a bullet ???? Who knows it’s a surprise :) enjoy you little ant your nothing but a speck on the map and I be making sure it’s a Serb that’s going to get you for $30,000 over there that’s a lot of money for me pocket change.