I am Satan Claus with a green hat and a big splif.
Be cool with each other guys.
Don't be mad, being mad is bad.
Be high, being high is so good, when you're high you can't be low.
"What is the right age to start teaching my dog about sex?" A nice guy than was a bit zoophile.
Eating food is good and healty, but not eating food is healtier because you will get high and then don't feel bad thing anymore.
Why did penguin got knee if they don't duck to poop ?
Vegan don't want drug but weed is a plant man.
Don't try to hurt yourself because if you do you will get hurt, and getting hurt hurts a lot.
My favorite plants is tomatos because it remember me the end of my big glowing stick.
Goofy don't need wife because he got a dog.
Dog can bite, but it's not like vampire, it hurts anyway.
There is two things I love in this world, This and World.
The only on than inspire me is the closest guy to myself, I call him myself.
If you don't worry about something then you don't worry about it.
If you are my friend then I am your friend so we are friend then I can tell that we are friends cause we are friends, That made us friendly.
Everytime I open my eyes, I can see.
If you can't swin, then don't swing.
A glass is called a "glass" because it is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ made of glass.
If you add 2 to your age you will be two years older.
"lesbian are ♥♥♥♥♥ vegan" a random morron
Ukulele is a great wind instrument.
You can quote me at a date DON'T DO IT
if I could go back in time, I would like to see my mom give birth that I am, I survived 3 years in my dad's balls.
The last time I entered in someone, it was my mother, I was in my dad's balls.