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- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 5x Bananas $7.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00

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HEYYY GUYSS XD (sorry i like doing that i'm really random ok xDd) my names Lucy aka BAT GIRL!!1 🕷 incase your wondering HOW I got that nickname my b3sti3 Alexa (luv u loads!!😍😘 Mallorca 2k13) said I was Hanging upside down like a bat at our sleepover XD! How random!!!! N e ways I'm off 2 skl so c u l8r! Kthxbaiiiii 😂🙊 rawr lmao

This is the first time I've ever told someone this. When I was about 10, I discovered something..something that I shouldn't found out. I was home alone and naked, watching TV on the couch. My cat, Burger sat on my ♥♥♥♥ and started purring. It felt wrong but kinda good, this is also the first time ever I got a boner. Everyday when I got home from school Burger would sit on my ♥♥♥♥ while purring and while I give him head scratches, Burger would lick my ♥♥♥. The sandpaper like feeling on my ♥♥♥♥ feels so good, I'm horny now typing this...

Next year I'll be moving out and a want to bring Burger with me. My parents would surely ask why because always act like I don't like him but secretly, I do VERY MUCH. There is also this feeling inside my gut that I need to tell my parents that I'm sexually attracted to cats.