Hi, I am, I'm basically God's gift to CSGO. You might have seen me running around mirage like niko and one deaging idiots like there's no tomorrow, or maybe you've seen my ever growing league statistics and jaw dropping pug stats. But that's besides the point, the reason you are reading this now is because I am trying to save you time, that's right, I'm about to save you hours of trouble. Reason being? I'm just better, that's why. You are not on my level. I know, I know, hang in there. Imagine a floor of a building, You enter at the lobby, right? Well I didn't, I entered by ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ helicopter, descended by all the 8 rws coke lines that are on ESEA pugging service. So my landing in fact, was beyond perfect. While your on your way to the elevator, I've been at the top of the building talking with the CEO, I've convinced him that I, am the superior human being, and that from that moment forward, i shall be the new CEO. Welcome to CS 8)

Drink cement. Be healthy!

If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️️ you can Catch me letting it rip at my girls funeral😅👻💀 Cause it's bey blade or catch a fade my ♥♥♥♥♥🙏👊 😠💯😭

Do you seriously spend over 40 hours (not minutes) a week playing video games? Can't tell if you're joking. If not then... wow. The only game I could play for 40 hours is nfl 18 and that's because I enjoy kicking other people's asses (I have a natural instinct for strategy games and high-level thinking). But I can't because I'm an adult unlike y'all I presume. Damn high school was fun :/ minus the detentions for picking on the nerds, haha.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are!

no ♥♥♥♥ but this is an absolute uber horny nigber. Absolute madcunt.