Gmaxz's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:22pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 4:25am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:51am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:43pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 6:54am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:53pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 7:20am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 8:30am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:33am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:24am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:48am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:46pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:16pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:42am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:48am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:48am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:12am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:37am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:07pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:22am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:31pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:31am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:00pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:58pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:46pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:14am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:38pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:55am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 8:55am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:00pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 5:09am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 5:18pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:42am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:31am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:59am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:16pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:21am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:27am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:08pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:14am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:22am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:37am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:03pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:02pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:34am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 6:46am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:42am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 3:51am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 3:18pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:01pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:16pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 10:49am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:50pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:37am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:27am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:27am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:28am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:28am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:28am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:30am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:30am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:38am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 10:47am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:27pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 1:46pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:27am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:27am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:31am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:28am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:24am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:32am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:36am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:39am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:54am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:21am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:17pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 5:15pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:27am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 3:49am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 7:47am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 9:55am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:16pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 5:17pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 3:22pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:36am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 8:31am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 4:59pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 11:46am