Maksa velat

blue balls, blue inventory. kind of cool

If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️you can catch me letting it rip😤 at my girls funeral😅👻💀 cause it's bey blade or catch a fade my ni🅱️🅱️a🙏👊😠💯😭

I'm telling you, g is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked what the diapers were for, and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely sh*t on these kids" and then he bunnyhopped out the door.

Why haven't they made a spongebob fleshlight? Think about it: it would be so soft, squishy, and there are enough holes in him that your friends could insert their wieners inside of him at the same time as you. I don't know about you but spongebob has always turned me on. Just the thought of an innocent, children's cartoon character turned into a penis sucking machine makes him 10x hotter. It could even have a suction cup on the bottom so you could mount it to the wall. In my opinion this is a perfect business idea, and it would satisfy many of my needs.

This man only served 6 months, shame on him! He pretends to be reconnaissance specializing in naval intelligence but in actuality is just a cheap russian spy! Crossed the border from Russia to Finland by sea using a rubber boat! Faked his ID and is now participating in russian intelligence op's against Finland! He must be found! Probably a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ commie too!!!!