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"I don't understand this! Not a single part of my horoscope came true! ...
The paper should print Mom's daily predictions. Those sure come true."
-Calvin
The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and
inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and
impenetrable fog! -- Calvin
Miss Wormwood, could we arrange our seats in a little circle and have a
little discussion? Specifically, I'd like to debate whether cannibalism ought
to be grounds for leniency in murders since it is less wasteful.
-- Calvin
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