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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:55pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 12:43am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 10:34pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 7:28pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:35pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 11:19pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 9:53pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 12:57am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 8:31pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 6:53pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 1:10am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 3:01am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 12:38am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 12:38am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2024 @ 1:46am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 9:33pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:37pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 4:36pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 11:54pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2023 @ 12:27am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2023 @ 8:14pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 10:36pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 12:29pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 12:00am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 12:59am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:42am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 1:31pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 1:31pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 6:12pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 11:53pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 9:41pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:09pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 12:25am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2024 @ 10:13pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 4:20pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:05am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 5:43pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 11:00pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 1:01am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 2:32pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 11:52pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 10:34pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:53am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 9:06pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 11:49pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 10:29pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2024 @ 1:53am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2024 @ 5:14pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 8:16pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:40am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2024 @ 10:15pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 12:59am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:55pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 12:59am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 1:50pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 11:52pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 11:55pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 4:05pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 7:24pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 7:24pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 11:19pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:52am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 4:55am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2024 @ 4:08pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 1:27am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 12:59am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 3:02am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:07am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 1:39pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 9:33pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 3:01am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 12:26am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 4:28am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 1:54pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2024 @ 7:07pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 12:24pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2024 @ 5:17pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2024 @ 4:53pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 1:29pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 1:54pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 1:30pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2024 @ 12:21am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 1:53am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 10:47pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 2:22am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 1:40am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 1:41am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 11:19pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 12:26am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 9:12pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 3:02am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 12:26am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 4:50am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 1:51pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 11:54pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 4:05pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2024 @ 5:17pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2024 @ 5:17pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 2:24am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2024 @ 12:11am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 9:50pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 12:38am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 8:51pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 12:38am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 3:55pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 7:23pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 1:30pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 12:55am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 9:04pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 1:39am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 8:14pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 1:26am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 12:26am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 4:12pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:50am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 1:24pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 5:55pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 10:25pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2024 @ 3:55pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:12pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2023 @ 12:58am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2023 @ 8:49pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 11:58pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2024 @ 5:15pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2024 @ 10:17pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 1:27am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 1:50pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 11:21pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 9:12pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2024 @ 10:16pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2024 @ 5:17pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2024 @ 5:17pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 7:25pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2024 @ 12:11am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2024 @ 12:13am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 1:40am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 11:00pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 11:00pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 10:12pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 12:32am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2024 @ 5:14pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 7:23pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 7:23pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 1:36am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 1:29am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 10:59pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 11:50pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2024 @ 10:16pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2024 @ 10:23pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2024 @ 5:17pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 1:30pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2024 @ 12:06am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2024 @ 12:06am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 1:40am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 2:36am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 11:00pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 11:05pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 11:07pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 7:10pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 6:29pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 5:22pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 2:43am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 1:27am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 1:42am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 11:06pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 2:13am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 6:02pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:41pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:42pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:40pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:41pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:51pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:04pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:45pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 8:33pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 3:17am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2023 @ 1:24am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 4:28am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2024 @ 10:16pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 1:44pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 1:40am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 11:02pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 10:49pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2024 @ 7:25pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 1:44am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 9:23pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2024 @ 12:42am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2024 @ 10:17pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 11:58pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 11:58pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 7:24pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 2:24am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2024 @ 12:06am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2024 @ 12:23am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 1:40am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 11:00pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 11:01pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 11:05pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 9:28pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 11:09pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:41pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:38pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 11:58pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2024 @ 12:11am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 11:00pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 11:02pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 11:05pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 11:07pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 7:11pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 12:32am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:41pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2024 @ 2:30am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 1:40am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 11:00pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 11:04pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 11:08pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:11pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:11pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:40pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 7:28pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 12:38am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 12:58am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 12:58am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 12:35am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 12:35am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 1:00am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 1:00am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 6:03pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 11:06pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 11:01pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 11:03pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 11:07pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 7:09pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 9:28pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 11:08pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:41pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 12:49am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2023 @ 11:49pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2024 @ 12:26am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 6:10pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 7:24pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 1:44pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 11:00pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 11:05pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:40pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:38pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2024 @ 5:16pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2024 @ 1:53am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 11:26pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2023 @ 11:32pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:11pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 6:13pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 8:52pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 12:41am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 10:32pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 4:22am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2024 @ 1:46am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 1:30pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 9:50pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 11:04pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 10:49pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:38pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 7:26pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 11:05pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:11pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:40pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:03pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 12:58am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 12:38am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 10:49pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 7:11pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 11:22pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 11:09pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:41pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:41pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:38pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 3:46pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 12:41am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2024 @ 12:13am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 11:00pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 7:09pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:40pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 11:26pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 7:35pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 5:15pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:12pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 11:05pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2024 @ 5:15pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 11:01pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:08pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2022 @ 8:32pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 2:19pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2024 @ 7:23pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 1:36am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2024 @ 5:38pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 6:02pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 12:55am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:40pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 12:39pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 5:32pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:12pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 11:55pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 8:59pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 12:38am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 11:53pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 11:00pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 5:43pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:12pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 28 Jul @ 12:32am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 5:49pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2024 @ 12:55am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2024 @ 12:38am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 May, 2024 @ 11:56pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+13

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked