+ rep. he did a great rendition of Wonderwall at his little sisters birthday, but his bedroom smells very pungent and his nails have these weird bite marks on them

Hi! I'm the owner of the Dayz roleplay server uwudayz.com and i really wanted to thank you for allowing us to use your furry suits for our weekly talent shows. This really helped boost our server! However, i will have to inform you that we are unable to provide you with the "19 inch pink dildo" that you requested. I will get together with the other devs to provide you a solution for this. Thanks a lot, and all the best. - Sigmalphamale2027

Hi!! I'm an Admin from PinkieCraft, the Pony Roleplay Minecraft server that you play on. We wanted to extend our thanks to you for the amazing $1500 you donated to help keep our server alive! Next time you log on make sure to let me know with a message and I will personally guarantee you receive a very cute custom pony skin! I do regret to inform you however, that we don't currently have any way to give you a "20 foot horsecock" like you requested as we think it will actually break the server, but we will try to work on it.Thank you again for your generous donation and we hope to see you soon!! KEEP CLOPPING

-rep his balls actually dropped, wtf?

-rep, old old man, pedophile, sounds like corpse husband

+ rep although sucks at video games.