My mom says I'm cool, so it must be true.

Here's some things you might not know about me:

-I fully ate, chewed, swallowed and digested tree-bark once.
-I lit my family's carpet on fire when I was unsupervised with matches
-I drank a whole thing of lime juice without reacting, like at all
-I can spin a lot of things on my finger like a basketball
-I am very bad when it comes to impulse buying
-I suck at gaming
-I'm very good at gambling when I have a bottomless thing of money and little to know chance to lose
-I have yet to join a cult
-I have a website listing all my details of my birth from my mother, but no one will ever find the link.
-My father was a top 500 World of Warcraft hunter in the world
-I love cal-zones
-Everything you say and do will be used against you at the court of law.