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Personal Achievements
 

You are no match for me, Billy!

Kill your first Billy Bob
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 12:34pm

I like you...but I have to kill you...

Kill your first Orc Warmaiden
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 12:25pm

Not so hip anymore!

Kill your first Orc Hipster
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 12:32pm

Timber!

Kill the Ent
Unlocked 7 May @ 11:53am

MLG 360 no scope kill!

Kill your first Orc Noob
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 12:12pm

You can't stop me, bro!

Kill your first Shotgun Knight
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 12:39pm

You're not so Big anymore, Boi!

Kill Big Boi
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 11:36am

Self assessed tax return

Kill your first IRS guy
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 12:14pm

Meetballs, coming up!

Kill a Billy-Goat
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 12:06pm

You're not going to blow me up!

Kill you first Grenadier
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Spare Ribs

Kill your first Skelton warrior
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2024 @ 12:23pm

Honk honk!

Kill the clown in the sewers
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2024 @ 1:09pm

Grumpy Immortal

Defeat The Immortal
Unlocked 7 May @ 1:07pm

Tastes just like chicken!

Eat your first Garden Gnome
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 12:12pm

Your daily dose of Vitamin C.

Eat 100 Gnomes
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:59am

I'm getting full...

Eat 500 Gnomes
Unlocked 7 May @ 11:51am

Ripe Meat Off The Bone!

Eat your first grilled chicken
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 11:56am

Surprise!!

Buy a surpise from Melisande
Unlocked 7 May @ 12:00pm

Free Of Chains

Release all the chains
Unlocked 7 May @ 11:55am

Make Love not War-Craft a Mistlefoe

Pick up a Mistlefoe
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 12:09pm

Cockadoodledoo!

Find the marvelous Chickenator
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 12:45pm

Are you ready to rumble?

Get your very first lethal weapon
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 12:12pm

Blurry depth perception

Kill your first Sven-Olof
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 12:41pm

Mushroom soup of the day

Kill your first Fungoid Bob
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2024 @ 1:02pm

AHHHHHH.....I'M ON FIRE!!!

Catch fire
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 12:19pm

Catch the bus with me!

Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2024 @ 12:20pm

Butcher

Kill 100 enemies
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2024 @ 12:28pm

Master Butcher

Kill 500 enemies
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 12:20pm

My name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass!

Kill 1000 enemies
Unlocked 7 May @ 11:49am

Pasta Bolognese

Whoop Ass 10 times!
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:57am

Thats disgusting!

Use the stinky outhouse
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 12:45pm

Fire-fighter!

Put out the fire
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 11:59am

Rolling, Rolling, Rolling

Dodge 20 times
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 12:38pm

I'm going to get a concussion

Dodge 100 times
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2024 @ 12:51pm

I want to throw up!

Dodge 500 times
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 1:54pm

Up and down

Jump 20 times
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2024 @ 12:34pm

My pants squeak when I walk

Jump 100 times
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2024 @ 1:05pm

I cant stand still!

Jump 500 times
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 12:25pm

Out of bounds

Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 12:18pm

Another one bites the iron

Kill an enemy using metal bars
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:58am

Haemochromatosis

Kill yourself with metal bars
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:59am

Meat grinder

Get eaten by a shark
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 12:05pm

That's what cheese said!

Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2024 @ 12:22pm

Oh, you're up to no gouda!

Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese!
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:00pm

Make America Grate Again

Collect 10 Wheels of Cheese
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 12:51pm

Spoiler alert!

Spoil the Bard so he can afford new and fancy clothes.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 12:21pm



Slimy... yet satisfying

Kill your first Grumpy Worm

A Megapint...?

Drink your very first grog
0 / 1

I drink, but I'm not a drunk!

Have three grogs in total
0 / 3

Okay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk...

Drink five large grogs at the same time

Yeehaw!!!

Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot

Bloody Knuckles

Kill a Grenadier with your bare hands

Scrambled Eggs

Collect at least 100 eggs
39 / 100

Nerd

Read a book from a bookshelf

I've got the power

Get full strength when Level Up

Catch me if you can

Get full agility when Level Up

I'm feeling lucky!

Get full luck when Level Up

Better safe than sorry - use protection

Get full protection when Level Up

Karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song

European karaoke king

Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk

Hovering around

Find and buy the HoverCraft 2500™

You're looking mozzare-hella good!

Collect 25 Wheels of Cheese
14 / 25

Fifty Shades of Gruyere

Collect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud!
14 / 50

Kleptomaniac

Loot 6 drunken orcs
5 / 6

Just wing it!

Beat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine.

Ancient Ruins of Stubbed Toes

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Leaky Roof

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Chilly Winds

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Moist Overhangs

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Empty Echoes

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Misplaced Belongings

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Vitamin D Addition

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Dirty Feet

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Imperfectly Designed Walls

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Moldy Ceiling

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Poor Intrusion Prevention

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Peekaboo

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Inadequate Opportunities

Complete the dungeon 100%

Ancient Ruins of Stuffed Pantrys

Complete the dungeon 100%

Deal with it

Find a pair of Deal-with-it glasses

Consider it dealt with

Find all 6 pairs of Deal-with-it glasses
0 / 6

Co-Whoop

Play together with at least one of your friends
+1

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