Mr. Fancypants: gentlemen, THIS is a bills hat
Tyzone♥: Dear god..
Mr. Fancypants: there's more
Tyzone♥: NO...
Mr. Fancypants: ...
Mr. Fancypants: it is worth 3 keys and is weared by every scrub in tf2
Mr. Fancypants: Tyzone, you did change it's price?
Tyzone♥: Y-you bet!
Mr. Fancypants: excellent
Mr. Fancypants: gentlemen, let the trading begin
Mr. Fancypants: our first trade offer is scout
Mr. Fancypants: is... a parasite hat
Mr. Fancypants: it seems to hav e a scrap with it
Tyzone♥: Yeah, those are stinky sweets
Tyzone♥: That's why I sent it. 'Cause you smell!
Mr. Fancypants: yes i see
Mr. Fancypants: here you are offering a not craftable magnificant mongolian
Tyzone♥: *chuckles*
Mr. Fancypants: me wearing a gibus?
Tyzone♥: *laughs_02.mp3*
Mr. Fancypants: i am crying and i am wearing pyrovision goggles
Mr. Fancypants: DID ANYONE BESIDE TYZONE PUT A TRADE OFFER INTO THE CHAT?
Tyzone♥: Yeah, classic Tyzone.
Mr. Fancypants: fantastic, this was a huge waste of my time
Tyzone♥: You did not accept mine!
Mr. Fancypants: did it show you want a aussie frying pan
Tyzone♥: NO...
Tyzone♥: Just kidding! I need a new toilet.
Mr. Fancypants: oh i've seen that
Tyzone♥: I know you have

Mr. Fancypants: hey there goodlook'n, i got a crate with hats
Tyzone♥: I'm not one of your community crate tramps!
Tyzone♥: I'm a spycrabber. I like my days dangerous, mysterious.
Tyzone♥: YOU want to be MY lover? Earn it. Trade me!

Wonup: free blowjobs
Mr.Fancypants: depends from who
Wonup: me c:
Mr.Fancypants: i want a refund

Tyzone?: H-hey there, spooky-lookin'!
Tyzone?: I got a bucket 'o' candies...
Mr. Spookypants: I am not 1 of you're spooky tramps
Mr. Spookypants: I am a ghost
Mr. Spookypants: I like my ghostbuster strong, and serious
Mr. Spookypants: you want to catch me?
Mr. Spookypants: earn it
Mr. Spookypants: catch me?
Tyzone?: *saxophone-disguised ghostbuster device solo*
Mr. Spookypants: *lights flash on*
Mr. Spookypants: final question
Mr. Spookypants: you have to catch me in 7 hours
Mr. Spookypants: what time do you start
Tyzone?: 4:20
Tyzone?: AM
Tyzone?: Watch a horror movie while I run background checks on the staff
Tyzone?: Can the spook be trusted? If not, I gotta kill him.
Tyzone?: Dispose of the skeleton, replace it with my own guy, no later than 6:66.
Mr. Spookypants: you're ready
Tyzone?: Really?
Mr. Spookypants: no everything you just said is just retarted
Mr. Spookypants: congratulations... you have been talking to nothing
Mr. Spookypants: you're a failure
Tyzone?: Spooky.
Tyzone?: Oh! I failed...Did I?
Mr. Spookypants: yes
Tyzone?: Did I?
Mr. Spookypants: yes
Tyzone?: Did I?
Mr. Spookypants: yes!
Tyzone?: Did ?
Mr. Spookypants: tyzone where is this going?
Tyzone?: Where it's going is, I don't need you! I'll put this trick-or-treat date on myself!
Mr. Spookypants: you'reself?
Tyzone?: That's right, obvious reference here, myself! So why don't you take your little failure, roll it up sideways, and-
Mr. Spookypants: *points to chirch clock tower*
Tyzone?: Okay, crap, I gotta go!
Tyzone?: *drinks slime* Spook you, though.
Mr. Spookypants: * medic's lab 1 week till halloween*
Tyzone?: Ready?
Mr. Spookypants: ready!
Tyzone?: *smells infected candy*
Tyzone?: Bluergh.
Tyzone?: *throws in ghostbuster trap*
Mr. Spookypants: *poof*
Mr. Spookypants: Oeeeh!
Mr. Spookypants: *lots of booeee sounds*
Tyzone?: *A skeleton pops out*
Mr. Spookypants: AAAAH!
Mr. Spookypants: *toot toot*
Tyzone?: Gonna have to go tho
Tyzone?: We can continue being dumb later on
Mr. Spookypants: this was the best conversation i ever ♥♥♥♥♥♥ had
Tyzone?: Save it or something
Mr. Spookypants: I AM

private G.I Shoe: hey iron waffle
AF2 | Waffles: No you.
private G.I Shoe: Oh you
AF2 | Waffles: Oh me?
private G.I Shoe: oh us!
AF2 | Waffles: Yes you
private G.I Shoe: who me?
AF2 | Waffles: That was a good start.
AF2 | Waffles: Yes, you.
private G.I Shoe: are you talking to me?
AF2 | Waffles: Am I talking to who?
private G.I Shoe: the Who?
AF2 | Waffles: Area good band
AF2 | Waffles: Indeed
private G.I Shoe: not as good as you
private G.I Shoe: :D
AF2 | Waffles: Whos not as good as you?
private G.I Shoe: you
AF2 | Waffles: Me?

Annihilator 935: i think the booties should give you an extra 50 health if you have a shield equipped
Mr.Fancypants: i read boobies
Annihilator 935: you need jesus
Mr.Fancypants: i need a woman

♣ Candyman Fancypants ♣: *not enouf diskspace to install Dead Space* WELL ♥♥♥♥ YOU LAPTOP
What the ♥♥♥♥ is a Sonic!?: o no
What the ♥♥♥♥ is a Sonic!?: Same problem as me.
♣ Candyman Fancypants ♣: ah well. looks like i am gonna have to make some ''space''

♣ Candyman Fancypants ♣: oh so your bussy?
♥ ℳiss ℛarity ♥: let's just say that it is quite troubling when I am away for some time so my chat is getting spammed by multiple persons
♥ ℳiss ℛarity ♥: xD
♣ Candyman Fancypants ♣: NOT STRANGE AT ALL!
♣ Candyman Fancypants ♣: you left me in the middle of nowhere with my ♥♥♥♥ out of my pants at the middle of a gala
♥ ℳiss ℛarity ♥: xDxDxDxD
♥ ℳiss ℛarity ♥: Mission accomplished yet again
♥ ℳiss ℛarity ♥: oh man the ponyville daily will have great pics of you :3
♣ Candyman Fancypants ♣: awshiet
♥ ℳiss ℛarity ♥: I can't stop laughing because I am imagining the situation right now xDxDxD
♣ Candyman Fancypants ♣: I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY
♣ Candyman Fancypants ♣: i am swinging it around like if it is a helicopter
♣ Candyman Fancypants ♣: swoh swoh swoh swoh
♥ ℳiss ℛarity ♥: swing it like you mean it
♣ Candyman Fancypants ♣: I AM A HELICOPTER
♣ Candyman Fancypants ♣: reqeusting allowence to take off
♣ Candyman Fancypants ♣: this is unit #6-7-7-4-7, you have permission
♣ Candyman Fancypants ♣: Thank you commander this is Fancychopper taking off
♣ Candyman Fancypants ♣: SWOH SWOH SWOH SWOH SWOH SWOH SWOH SWOH SWOH SWOH SWOH SWOH SWOH SWOH SWOH SWOH SWOH SWOH SWOH SWOH SWOH SWOH
♣ Candyman Fancypants ♣: We are not 50M above the ground
♣ Candyman Fancypants ♣: you have permission to walk around
♣ Candyman Fancypants ♣: expect to arrive at our destination in 0:30 minutes
♣ Candyman Fancypants ♣: asking permission to land
♣ Candyman Fancypants ♣: this is unit #4-6-6-2-8-7 you have permission
♣ Candyman Fancypants ♣: thank you for your assistance, landingboard clear?
♣ Candyman Fancypants ♣: ~affermative
♣ Candyman Fancypants ♣: thank you base this is fancychopper landing
♣ Candyman Fancypants ♣: thank you for flying with Fancypants air
♥ ℳiss ℛarity ♥: at this rate you are killing me xDxDxD

Mr.Fancypants: apearently there is a dlc coming for cod where your voice gets replaced by snoop dog
City: oh boy
Mr.Fancypants: it costs 3$
Mr.Fancypants: i wonder why not 50 cent ;)
City: heha
City: what concert only costs 45 cent
Mr.Fancypants: i should be punished for puns like that
City: one with 50 cent and a nickleback
City: HAHAHA
City: AHHA


𝐼𝓎𝒶𝓃𝒶 𝓌𝒶𝓈 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒! :･ﾟ✧ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)