Recent reviews by Craig

Very hard, very stressful. very fun.

Guaranteed to endlessly challenging and satisfying, for god's sake; go buy Devil Daggers.

This game is literally unplayable thanks to Uplay. Instant crash once Uplay loads up, tried uninstalling + re-installing and various things people suggested in the forum, nothing helps.

DO NOT BUY FROM DUST.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DOTA 2

IT'S HARD AS ♥♥♥♥ WHY IS IT SO CUTE

Mate, Bejeweled 3 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥' legit.

Nidhogg will be some of the best fun you'll ever have in local multiplayer. Controls are easy enough that anyone can pick it up and play it well after a few minutes of either seeing someone else play, or doing so themselves.

Nidhogg, much like Divekick, manages to deliver an extremely rich and gripping experience within a limited framework of mechanics and makes for an excellent spectator sport. If you can get the controllers and people to play with, Nidhogg is a must buy.

Also bunnyhops. And worms. Those are fun too.

THE CROSS HAIR IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ENORMOUS

I enjoyed Gone Home. Liking Gone Home naturally makes me the cancer of video games, a hipster and most notable of all; a ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

This awful "game" features a "narrative" which some people dare to claim is interesting and believable in a world filled with over the top power fantasies or insultingly simple stories bolted onto games as an afterthought and not as core part of a game. The games developers even have the cheek of not attending certain trade shows because of their personal beliefs. Can you imagine that? People making actions based on their feelings towards something! Ridiculous!

Gone Home is the cancer of video gaming that threatens to bring narrative to the forefront of an interactive experience whilst also keeping it grounded in reality. You should stop reading this right now, go hassle the developers on twitter and call me a wanker lessen anybody reading this actually thinks about buying the game, GOD FORBID.

If you don't already own Half Life 2, sort it out.

If you haven't played either the demo or the original mod, sort it out. They're both really short and excellent standalone experiences with excellent writing and voice acting which give a good indication to what you can expect from the full game.

For god's sake. Just buy this game. It's brilliant.