🚨🌈 PRIDE 2025 STEAM CHECK-IN 🌈🚨
You've just been officially GAY-ASSAULTED by a rainbow crit hit 💥💅
Hope you like sparkles, because this comment comes with 100% certified LGBTQIA+ energy 🌟👑

🎮 Whether you're slaying dragons, zombies, or the gender binary —
remember: **you are valid, powerful, and absolutely serving.** 💃
🏳️‍🌈 Love wins.
🏳️‍⚧️ Trans rights are human rights.
💖 Bi rights, ace rights, pan rights, non-binary brilliance — all welcome here.

🕹️ This profile just got +10 charisma, +50 pride, and permanent resistance to homophobia.
Allies? We see you. Enemies of joy? Logged off.
You? Glowing with authenticity and rainbow crit buffs. 🌈🔥

Happy Pride 2025! Stay gay, stay slay 💖✨

Where you been son?

🚨ALERT🚨 🚨ALERT🚨
PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈 MONTH🗓 IS OFFICIALLY OVER❌
IT IS NOW ILLEGAL TO BE #GAY 🏳️‍🌈 ANYWHERE ON STRAIGHT📏 MOTHER EARTH 🌎🌐🌍🌏
BISEXUALS MUST HEAD TO YOUR NEAREST GOVERNMENT BUILDING 🎟 AND RECEIVE A "Bi-Ticket Admission Allowance System Check in Mark" TO BE PUT UNDER EXAMINATION 🔍 TO DETERMINE IF YOU ARE TO BE LEFT IN THE GENE POOL. 🤽‍♂️🤽‍♀️
THE 🏳️‍🌈❌GAYSTAPO❌🏳️‍🌈 👮‍♂️👮‍♂️🚔🚔 WILL BE INSPECTING ALL RESIDENTS🏘 OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 🇳🇺🇳🇺🇳🇺 TO SEARCH FOR ANY GAY ACTIVITY
ANY HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVITY CAN WARRANT ARREST🔒👮‍♂️OR POSSIBLE ☠DEATH☠ PENALTY
STAY VIGILANT AND STRAIGHT📏📏❌🏳️‍🌈❌🏳️‍🌈❌🏳️‍🌈❌🏳️‍🌈❌
DOWNVOTE&UPVOTE IF YOU KNOW IM📏📏CORRECT✅✅

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