In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Keep your basilisks and harpies, your trolls and goblins. There is only one true monster and its name is Dragon.

If ever you find you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

Good things cannot last, so I bid you adieu. I hope I gave you a smile, and that you'll miss me too.