this man is a boyfriend stealer. he cannot be trusted around anyone's man.

Hey Im 6'4", I have a winning personality, and I'm 4.2 inches flaccid.

Carries me in every game, gaming legend. Sucked and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a street ♥♥♥♥♥ in less than 20 seconds and all for 5 dollars calling it a "speed run" got me into the genre. A little bit of a Nazi and a little racist but overall very thankful that he showed me the genre. Also he is a 6'3 220.

bad friend, didn't stroke my balls counterclockwise, actually cried

damn ♥♥♥♥♥, you got a tight ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DA ♥♥♥♥

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.