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Maybe I was the anomaly all along

My balls swing like a pendulum keeping time, counting down until my inevitable violent release from this tortuous mortal coil. every day I pray for the end, but I cannot be brought peace until my ballocks allow me to die. My testicles are the supreme lord of this fragile dimension and they command all. All that is within the sight and the canon of my nutsack will be destroyed, and even I am not exempt from that fate. My balls will not allow me to die until they've finished their mission, for I am their vessel. I am forced to submit to the command of my own reproductive organs until they no longer have use for me at which point I will be discarded like the replaceable vehicle I am. My life is nothing more than pain and that is how it must be. For I am the disciple of the phallus.

This game is very silly and fun. i definitely recommend if you want a good laugh.