Recent reviews by BalkansBeatWives

1. No I'm Not a Human
2. Ate Old Man Liver


3. Sensation
4. Cartoon Platformer

"No Im Not a Human" is a strong first place among the anthology, honestly very engaging with good atmosphere, but the dialogue was poor. I think dialogue is mostly a translation issue, a lot of moments such as "homeowener".
"Old Man Liver" is just a very linear setpiece, where you control a sled as a man finds himself through death. The story isn't great nor is the gameplay but its passable. 4.5/10

Sensation is kind of just garbage. Its a visual novel that follows a crazy guy stalking somebody. I was happy when it was over, the gameplay is pretty poor. Its a item-finding game except you can't control the camera. The camera just slowly pans throughout the screen and you click when you see the item/the entire camera turns yellow. I was often clicking next level just to get through the game. Dialogue was poorly written with horror elements happening so quickly that you can't even take a moment to be afraid.
Cartoon platformer just sucked honestly. You're just clicking and dragging hallways and then moving through them. Its hard to be afraid or engaged.

Overall, the anthology was dope as a quick distraction. $3 is not a big ask for 4 games, even if they aren't great.

Massive difficulty spike at beginning of Act 4. If you do not miss the named characters, this game naturally gives them busted items that make the combat easy peasy. If you decline too many quests, you lose these named characters and if you have less than 5 named characters. you definitely lose the game. But if you assemble the 40k avengers, this game becomes a cinch. Give argenta a heavy bolter and arch militant, and the early game is solved. After you get Blu-Rok online, there is no need for abalard, just drop him for more damage.

Negative reviews got this for free and it shows. Good game 9/10

Character Design and gameplay is very nice. Magic seems like the main path forward and my only real complaint is multiplayer can be buggy on peak times, it seemed to work fine late at night ~12-3 am.

6.5/10. aT THE END, just let it go. Overall gameplay loop is fun, but the story can use some work. Druggie Island is low tier but the rest is pretty spicy.

"Bad guys" are more interesting, engaging and overall much better written than the people on your side. The game tries to guilt you by being like "haha you chose wrong" but you weren't allowed to choose in the first place.

If you want a good FPS game, go play apex/csgo, if you wanna waste time with cowboy guns, play hunt showdown

Boats R cool.

7/10 - No reason to play a T10 beyond just enjoyment. They don't make good money, nor do they give much more free exp. Better off buying a T8/9 Premium, they're very juicy.

This game is a master piece of game design.

Those "creative" writers at IGN and other "review" sites they'd probably say its the new age Dark Souls because they've got a lack of vocabulary terms for masterpieces on the level of Bear,Vodka,Stalingrad. But in actuality Dark Souls is just a pale imitation of Bears,Vodka,Stalingrad. Let me prove it to you, "Estus Flasks" that heal and are drank, thats just a cheap riff on the Vodka mechanic that was literally invented in this game. The "I-frame" that Dark Souls decided to put on the dodge roll, when it belongs on both HEALING and ROLLING. Dark Souls is a bad version of Bears,Vodka,Stalingrad. They add in these unfair fights against "bosses" when they're actually just a ROLL FEST like ♥♥♥♥ that. You're in this game to have fun not to ROLL all ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day like in Dark Souls.

1. This game is a masterwork in fairness. The game gives you an I-frame and heal at the same time, something games like Dark Souls think isn't cool. This is why you're not playing Dark Souls and you're playing this masterpiece which from now on I will refer to as BVS. BVS giving you an i-frame heal means that you can really embody the spirit of Mother Russia and show those dirty Nazis exactly how you do it down in the Taiga.
2. The AI is extremely intelligent and tries to strafe like the average FPS player would, which only adds to the immersive factor of the game. The Nazis will wait to form up before trying to attack, because they know in a 1v1 you would ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ground pound those sons of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ back to Kraut kountry.
3. The game gives you a dodge roll, which makes it the greatest souls-like ever made and lets you I-frame through the garbage that the Nazis developed in their mother's basement and tried to call a grenade, little do they know the grenades don't explode because the idiot Germans forgot to add fuel for the grenade.
4. You play as Mishka, who is actually the Russian Deity of Power, so its automatically better than DArk SOuls where you play as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ "Chosen Undead' or something gay like that.

The factory must expand to meet the expanding needs of the factory.

Really terrible. dont spend more than 2 minutes on the game.