random Scheißeposts, Ill add more as I think of/hear more
"My mama wasnt love me" -Nabil Wu (I think)
"One day I was born at the age of four, my momma asked me a question, what the ♥♥♥♥ are those" -some drunk guy
"Syö, juo, nai kun nyt on perjantai" -Pope Pasi
"Call me a Jeep the way I'm wrangling these hoes"
"My nickname is dildo because I go hard"
"I am the sex" -Womble
"now I am become drunk, driver of cars" -J. Robert Oppenheimer, Father of The Booze Cruise
"Just hung one and cranked two"
"Watching that was like watching LiveLeak footage don't do that ♥♥♥♥ again"
"I support any and all drama"
"No worries I promise to make things worse"