accept me

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even after the hostage situation you put the kids through i still love you <3

I'm just going to say it: i love you. Everytime I see your pfp or discord status change into something that doesn't match mine it breaks my heart. When I see you talking or hanging out with other people I get jealous because the truth is, I want you all to myself. i see a future with you and i want to be married to you. i want to be your boyfriend and you write my name in your bio and ill write yours. I want people to know you're mine and that I'm yours. I want to call you for hours at a time stare back at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind. I want to be on call when you sleep and when you wake up. I want you forever. I know you don't feel the same way and im probably jsut another online person you game with but i seriously love you. and i dont love easily. i think you're so cute and i want to see your face more often you're my baby and i want you to only give attention to me :) i dont care about anything else just you and me against the world baby <3

Here's to a new year filled with high FPS, low ping, and epic wins! May your loot be legendary and your gaming chair extra comfy. Happy new year, gamer friend!

Here's to a new year filled with high FPS, low ping, and epic wins! May your loot be legendary and your gaming chair extra comfy. Happy new year, gamer friend!

666 hours on Sven Co-op. Its over

This guy doesn't even like video games

Andre the dialect you used was vaguely fetishized and made me a little uncomfortable.

hey andre

I (17m) asked my parents for permission to have sex in my room

My mom said no. My dad said what my mom said. I said ok. My mom got upset and said I should be ashamed for even asking them such a thing because people my age should not be having sex. I said people my age are having sex though and most of them end doing it in random public places that can be uncomfortable and dangerous. My mom asked if my gf put me up to this. I said we discussed it together. My mom asked why did I have to pick the girl whose mom became a mom before she finished high school. I said I "picked" the girl who made me happy. My mom said the thing about my gf that made me so happy was the same thing that might make me a father before I turned 18. I said that was if I didn't die of a snake bite because I was having sex in the woods instead of in my own room.

It's been a week since that conversation with my parents, and guess what, I'm still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the woods. I really thought my parents would at least think about it. I feel like my mom is expecting me to apologize, but I don't know for what. Did I cross the line? Was my approach too direct? Am I supposed to be secretive about my sex life in front of my parents because it makes them uncomfortable? I thought communication was gonna make things less complicated lol.

641 hours on Sven Co-Op

You are not silly. You will never be silly. When people walk past 'you' on the other side of the street, what do you think they think? "Oh what a silly goober!" or "wow what a silly little cat!"? No. You're not silly. You will never be silly. You are insane. You can't tell truth from lie. You see visions. You're a monster. You're a danger to everyone around you. You're not silly, you can never be silly. You are goofy. You are a goofy goober. You are a goofball.

You told me I would never be silly. You never believed in me.

Look at me now.

593 hours Sven Co-op

Mechanical Bush comment section lore:

what is this all about?

no I AM the victim in this (bruh all this drama just because i jokenly hate mechanical bush from insulting him in ips post im pretty sure this drama is still a joke but come on ip youre so embarrasing )

@Kat you have gone to far! Ur just jelous of POS (people of size)

I sense drama!!

that guy called kat is a ♥♥♥♥♥ and needs help

tity more tity

tity more tity+

A mechanical bush? Now that's crazy

fattie

ok

your apology sucks now go away

https://youtu.be/ylrN4_IVvPI

Mechanical Bush honestly just leave this page

you go quiet

not quite

that bush is giving a blowjob to a robot

This is my profile?

get your mechanical ass out of here

@lofted Seems like you need to give him some psychodelics.

Hello concerned father, who the ♥♥♥♥ are you?

Sincerely, Mechanical Bush.

Hello this is my son's profile, I am his concerned father. Recently my 14 year old son discovered the video game "Mount and Blade: Napoleonic Wars” after playing it on his computer. While I didn’t mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had been screaming 'FIRE! CHARGE!' in his sleep. When asked to do his homework, he called me a stupid father and said 'SONS OF THE HOUSE COME HERE AND GET FLESH'. His grades have been dropping heavily since that day and whenever I refuse to give him my credit card for "Bannerlord" he threatens me saying he'll "demote" me. Yesterday I entered his room to witness him watching Pixelated Apollo and listening to extremely loud rave 'La Victoire Est A Nous' and he put a bunch of pillows in his shirt to make himself look big and now calls himself a "Marechal of France". Can someone please help me?

https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/id/GenericCancerProfile/

How's the diabetes?

hi

haven't heard that joke before

wait a second, is this santa guy a communist?

and he wears red

this guy called santa gave me cool stuff in exchange for nothing

yo

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2021!
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Can’t wait until my future employer sees this.