<-- That awesome guy is Hades, and he was the best life force that has ever existed on this planet.

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(I, Teh Val, am Gelle)

Mother/Woman/Willy Nelson(not THE Willy Nelson...but.. my name's Willy Nelson). Deadpool lover (and a gigantically large, ginormously huge fan). Gamer. Tolerator. Pegasister with avid affection for all life forms, including YOU, and especially rats (and most importantly, rats named Hades). Professional Wingdiver (I will cross the map to save you forever. <3 )

If you're on my friends list - it means I less than three you (<3) and I'm here if you need me: anytime, any place - much like the family dog. For reals. I also seem to have this fun habit of "foot in mouth" syndrome - and when I try to make it better, I just make it worse. I promise, I'm just trying to fix a fumble -- feel free to laugh instead of get mad/offended.... No ill intentions meant.

Please note: I'm down to talk to anyone, from anywhere, at anytime as long as you are an adult - I only friend adults (OKAY - let me clarify here - I mean 18+. I didn't think I needed to spell that out, but apparently I do. I only add 18+ and older adults to my friends list! It's called professionalism and Idon'thangoutiwhithkidsorteensism. PLEASE respect that!)

If you're like "man she seemed cool.. but I don't want to come off weird" just strike out that second part if you were thinking it. I'm always okay to be friends with good people who aren't walking around murdering, raping, stealing, manipulating, cheating, or lying to get what they want. No joke.


I'm really chill if you talk issues out - feel free to come to me with problems or anything. I love ya! :D

I just like to have fun - that's the bottom line. The only time I get super serious is in Left 4 Dead, Contagion, 7 Days to Die, and Killing Floor -- 'cause that ♥♥♥♥'s no joke! If you joke around in zombie games, you're gonna have a bad time...


COH Global: @Gelle [Virtue Server] (RIP, CoX! <3)


Please don't misunderstand the puppy that you've just read that I am. I am incredibly kind, and more than happy to love you for who you are -- but let's just end on this:

If you feel like being a ♥♥♥♥ to me (especially after I've done nothing but been kind to you) then let me just say this:

The scaring will resume when I get back to your attic.