It all started 20 years before i was born. you see it was in Vietnam and i was fighting the Turks on the Tigris river and that's when i realy found Jesus he was my dealer and we became best friends from there till he was shot it realy was hell but, not long after i got my revenge. i fought chuck noris on shadow moses in the year 2020, that was the greatest battle to decide the fate of the world. when his vorpal blade went snickr snap i used lancet to steal his roundhouse kick and defeated him.