Recent reviews by GeekSqueek

Finished the demo, and i can't wait to play the full game. Tho... the end-boss "Arrows-bones" look a little bit sus.

Ever wanted to run a business where customers spontaneously combust from a leafy green product, or turn into literal gods with glowing eyes and lightning bolts because you might have spiced up their order? Welcome to Schedule 1, where the absurd is just the beginning.

This isn’t just a “drug game” — it’s a full-blown management sim disguised in grunge and comedy. You’re mixing chemicals, "training" employees, expanding your empire, optimizing production lines, and yes — sometimes running from the cops while they try to taze you mid-delivery.

And the best part?
This isn’t made by some big triple-A studio. It’s the work of one person, and it shows in all the best ways. The dev actually listens to feedback, updates the game, and clearly made something they love. It’s wild how much heart, creativity, and chaotic brilliance has been packed into this game.

Want to plant seeds and give your final product ridiculous names? You can.
Want to mix batteries with sketchy powder just to see what happens? Go for it.
Want to invite friends and become the most dysfunctional crime syndicate in the city while laughing your face off? Absolutely.

Schedule 1 is so good, it’s got the actual “Drug Dealer Simulator” devs sweating. And for good reason.

If you like games where number go up and monkey brain says “YESSS,” if you like games that are unfiltered, unpredictable, and unforgettable — this is the one.
Buy it. Plant stuff. Name it something stupid. Get tazed. Repeat.

10/10 — fun per gram is off the charts.

Top-tier game; 10/10 would be gas-fumed again.

Ever wondered what it’s like to own a card shop? You know, the dream where you’re swimming in collectible packs, haunted by rare ghost cards, and surrounded by… let’s just say, "unique" customers? TCG Card Shop Simulator is exactly that, except add fart mods, chaos, and a relentless desire for more cards. Every time I stream this game, it feels like a fever dream, where my viewers can waltz into my shop, quite literally stink up the place, and chant, “Buy more cards!”—it’s both wildly addictive and slightly concerning.

This game is amazing, until the druid comes along and makes you hate life and screws up your bar. 10/10 would recommend playing with friends. After day 7 you need more than 2 friends.

Game crashes everytime on the load screen, a lot of people have this issue. Unplayable. Tried everything.

Blender man took me hostage. 10/10.

YIPPIE!

Never thought i could play this game and enjoy it with my ADHD but to be honest, its helping me relax. I'm having a lot of fun playing this game.

Best zombie survival I have played so far

Had so much fun playing this on my twitch channel! Met some new people and people loved blowing up the cars. Its fun to see them fly away to nothingness. Awesome game, hope more tracks will be added soon and i cant wait for the track builder!