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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 8:00am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 8:47am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 1:45pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 3:11am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 7:38pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 3:51pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 5:37pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 7:34pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 9:38am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:27am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 11:47am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:35pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:38am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:42am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:48am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:54am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 8:08am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 2:01pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 3:11am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 6:52pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2024 @ 3:04pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:52pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:42am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:52am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 1:59pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 12:25pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:40am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:40am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:58am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 1:57pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 8:11pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 1:05pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:38am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 8:12am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 2:20pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:45am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 8:30am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 4:59pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:52am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 2:45pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 8:47pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:52am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 2:30pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 1:34pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 4:59pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 6:17pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:26am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 3:11am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 5:33pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:21am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 7:20pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 9:14pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 11:24am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 9:14pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 12:00pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:26pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:26pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:27pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:45am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 9:24am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 6:18pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 5:52pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:57am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 5:55pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 8:43am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 6:41pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 5:33am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 5:16pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 11:45am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 7:20pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 3:23pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 5:33pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 5:27am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:25am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:17pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:36am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:58pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 6:34pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 7:38pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 6:17pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 1:05pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 11:07am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 2:17pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 8:41pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:32pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:35am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:52am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 4:27pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 3:23am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 9:08am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 1:00am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 8:10pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 9:14pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 8:11pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 11:51am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:31am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:31am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:27pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:50pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 5:33pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:26am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:31am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:50pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 11:45am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:20am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:35pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:34pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:18pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:39pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2024 @ 7:38pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 12:12pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:50am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 12:30pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:45pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:24pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:49am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:01pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:27pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 9:41pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 10:02pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:23am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 12:46pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:52am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 11:51am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:48pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:25am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:25am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:50am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:27am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:27pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:50pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:50pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:23pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:26am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:26am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:24pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 12:24pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:26pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:11pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:57pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:39pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:40am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 8:07am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 6:23pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 8:10pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:25am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 11:46am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 9:24am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 5:16pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 8:29pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:20am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 12:05pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 1:45pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 5:27am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 9:14pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:27am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:26pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:37pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:30pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:24am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:49pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:31pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:41am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:20pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:15am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:34am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:18am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:15am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 6:07pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:59pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:59pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:04pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:09pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:12pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 6:17pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:46pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 11:51am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:31am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 11:46am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 12:05pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:01pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:27pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:27pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:48pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:50pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:26am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:26am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:15pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:58pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:00pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:35pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 2:24am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:22pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:25pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:49pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:42am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:13pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:59pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:06pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 5:37pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 7:29pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 9:14pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 8:34pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:24am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 11:49am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 6:37pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 1:00pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 7:08pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:31am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:55pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:32pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 6:17pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 5:57pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 9:38am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:00pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:50pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:28pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:40pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:27pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:27pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:48pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:49pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:05pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:27am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:14pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:57pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:00pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:01pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:06pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:10pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 6:55pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:52am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2024 @ 9:48am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2024 @ 3:40pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 7:56pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:18pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 5:28pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:36pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:26pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:49pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:57pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:34am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:01pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:18pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:22pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:49pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 6:05pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:26am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:14pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:15pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:00pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:00pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:06pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:06pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:10pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:18pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:27pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:52pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:28pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:07pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:00pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:12pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:28pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:19pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:11pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:14pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:11pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:55pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:16pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:11am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 2:11am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:17pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2024 @ 12:54am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 7:57pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 11 Aug @ 7:57pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 3:08pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2024 @ 12:50pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:41am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 6:17pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 10:16am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:31am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:48pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:15pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:01pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:11pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:49pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:23am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:14pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:33pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 11:24am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:26pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:06pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 1:59pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:14pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:15pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:58pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:00pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:01pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:06pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:10pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:11pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:27pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:41pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:12pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:48pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:20pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:00pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:01pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:06pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:10pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:11pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:27pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:32pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:06pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:11pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:20pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:32pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:46pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:55pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:51pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:53pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:06pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:06pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:28pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 5:09pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:34pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:48pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 11:47am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2024 @ 8:30pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 3:14pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:16pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:16pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:31pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:04am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:04am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:32pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:20pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:35pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:52pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:37pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:44am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 3:43pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:27pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:13pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:10pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:10pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:15pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:27pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:46pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:13pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:51pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:22pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:38pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:55pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:07pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:43pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:50pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2024 @ 7:36pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 11:24am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:31am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:48pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:15pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:06pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:13pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:13pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:32pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:36pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:14pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:25pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:18pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:40pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:22pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:14pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:27pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 7:24am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 15 May @ 5:32pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 9:37am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:29am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:26pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:26am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:01pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:11pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:04pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:22pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:56pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:50pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:01pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:31pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:28pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:46pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 6:11pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:31pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:51pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:37pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 3:42pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:17pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 3:19pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 May @ 11:17am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 1:13pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:43pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 11:11am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:14pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:02pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:46pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:04pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:27pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:46pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:12pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 4:38pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:20pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:32pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:47pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:00pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:43pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:50pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:51am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:34pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 1:01pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 7:43pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:43pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:40pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:34pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:11pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:20pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:33pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:46pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:55pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:36pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:49pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:50pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 5:14pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:50pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:50pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 4:44pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 12:21pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 12:05pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:31am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:48pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:57pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:10pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:32pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:20pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:48pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:50pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:34pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 12:02pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:58pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:46pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:26pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:26am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:13pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 1:50pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:18pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:37pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 6:49am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May @ 12:42pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:41am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:52am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 7:38am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 8:00am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 8:00am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 12:25pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 5:31am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2024 @ 5:35am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 3:29am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:26pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:26am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:01pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:27pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:11pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:46pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:43pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:34pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 8:41pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 4:55pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:54pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:42pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 12:22pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:46pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:55pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:07pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:43pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:50pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 3:08pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:34pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 12:50pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 3:42pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 9:31am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 May @ 5:30pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:02pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:46pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:05pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 3:09pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2024 @ 11:45am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2024 @ 11:04am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:14pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:21am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 12:26pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 5:11pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 5:58pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:18pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 3:35pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 3:32pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:36pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 6:37pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 10:44am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:37am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 5:11pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:42pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:00pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jan @ 4:43pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 8:50pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:50am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:34pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 6:22pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 7:44pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 4:44pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 May @ 2:15pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 6:49am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan @ 7:03pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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