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b, b 2
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my name is bruh and i play zenyatta
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b is an amazingly realistic take on what it is like to be a bee. I am a veteran b player who has always dreamed of flying, and I have to say, this game satisfies all of those needs plus much more. I would recommend everyone and their dad to get this game as it is a relaxing and amazing experience that you will never forget. Soaring through the air and brushing against the flowers in this game is like no other. You really feel like you are interacting with the world in a way you wouldnt think possible in a game. For example, when you run into a ladybug, they sometimes fly away. What other game can you think of that can do that? Another part about this game that is absolutely groundbreaking is the sound track. Holy kazooie is it good! It is unbelievably catchy and you will often find yourself humming along. The songs are even time specific. During the morning there is an upbeat tune, and during the evening there is a more calm and soothing tune. Also, when you leave the skybox of the blinking galaxy part, there is no sound. This is very realistic to what it would really be like as there wouldn’t be any sound up there. Finally, the absolute best part about b are those meteors that come soaring through when night sets in. I just love to race into the path of the meteors and try and collide with them. I don’t want to toot my own horn too much but I am pretty good at this. (I am the #1 player in the world in this category with 84767.2 collides on record). I could attempt to collide with the meteors over and over again for hours. One time I sat down for 27 hours straight attempt to add to my total. Like I said before, if you do not have this game, you need to get it. There is no reason not to as it is just incredible.

In addition to my review, I would also like to add the greatest competition I have ever had in b. As some of you might recall, I used to be #2 in the meteor collisions category under someone named LuckySteve. LuckySteve was like an idol to me. I used to examine his pathing to the meteors and note what he did and then I would copy it. As time went on, I realized that I would never be able to defeat LuckySteve if I was copying his game style. I then spent 8 long weeks in complete solitude until I finally found a solution. The solution I found was tilting my bee the east at a 23.1 degree angle. This tilt increased my velocity by 0.82% which was the perfect amount to greatly increase my collision rate to one higher than LuckySteve’s. At this point, he was about 183 collisions greater than me so I knew this would take time. But I was determined. So finally after 8 months of hard grinding, I surpassed LuckySteve. But it didn't stop there. After I perfected my art, my collisions started to skyrocket beyond belief. That brings us to today. I am now colliding 87x more frequently than LuckySteve. I am now sitting at a pretty comfortable 82243.2 collisions higher than his total. Despite all of that, we never became toxic to each other. Thats why, although it seems unlikely, LuckySteve and I (as the top 2 players) have formed an elite group called the bfanclub where members have the highly exclusive tag, “bwazoo”. Currently we are the only two people in this group as no others are worthy. But if you think you are worthy, if you think you are good enough, then prove it. If you can climb the leaderboard of the greats, then you might land yourself in the group of elites. If you try then I got one thing to say to you. Good luck. You'll need it.
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Sheffi J 11 Nov, 2022 @ 2:00am 
Thank you! @nathank
nathank 8 Nov, 2022 @ 6:53pm 
Beautiful Poem @Sheffi J
Sheffi J 6 Nov, 2022 @ 4:20pm 
A poem I wrote for you (I did NOT steal it):

You're the one I know that's for me
The one I love oh so much
You're the prettiest in everything you do
AS I imagine the wind blowing your hair
Every little picture comes to mind
Of how much I long for you
Baby please stay the same just the way you are
For you are perfect like a shining star
I love your smile and your laugh
Simply everything I adore
For the happy moments and the sad moments
Come into my arms just the way you are
I don't need anything more because I have you
The missing piece to my heart and the only one that can fit
nathank 14 Oct, 2022 @ 2:37pm 
My sweet ideal

You're the one I know that's for me
The one I love oh so much
You're the prettiest in everything you do
AS I imagine the wind blowing your hair
Every little picture comes to mind
Of how much I long for you
Baby please stay the same just the way you are
For you are perfect like a shining star
I love your smile and your laugh
Simply everything I adore
For the happy moments and the sad moments
Come into my arms just the way you are
I don't need anything more because I have you
The missing piece to my heart and the only one that can fit
私はハンバーガーです 23 Sep, 2022 @ 11:59pm 
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nathank 7 Apr, 2021 @ 6:53pm 
please