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CHAPTER 1: DOGE MEETS WORLD



ONE MORNING, MAMA DOGE HAD BABIES. "MUCH SCARY" "VERY NEW" CRIED LE DOGE PUPS.ONE DOGE IN PARTICULAR WAS VERY SPECIAL. MAMA DOGE WAS EXCITE IN HAVING THIS DOGE. THEN MAMA DIED. THE OTHER DOGES DIED, LEAVING ONLY ONE DOGE. DOGE CRIED. DOGE THEN GOT DISTRACTED BY ANIME. "MUCH WOW" SHOUTED DOGE. THEN DOGE BECAME ANIME. "TURNING JAPANESE" SAID DOGE. DOGE MET GIRL DOGE. FURRY PORN WAS MADE. DOGE THEN DECAPITATED GIRL DOGE BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T MAKE RIGHT SANDWICH. DOGE SHOWED NO REMORSE. DOGE STEP OUTSIDE HOUSE. DOGE MET WORLD. WORLD WAS WOWED.



CHAPTER 2: DOGE PLAYS OUTSIDE



DOGE PLAYED OUTSIDE AND YOLO'D. HE YOLO'D SO HARD THAT HE DIED YOLO-ING AND CAME BACK TO LIFE. HE LIVED TWICE. THE END. OH, AND THEN MOAR CHAPTERS HAPPENED. COMING SOON, K THX.


CHAPTER 3: DOGE MEETS ILLUMINATI



AFTER DOGE YOLO'D OUTSIDE LE DOGEHOUSE, HE
DESIDED 2 JOIN ILLUMINATI "YOLO" SAID LE DOGE. LE ILLUMINATI HAD DOGE KILL OBAMA. "K" SAID DOGE. DOGE WENT TO LE WITE HOWSE AND ENTRED LE BUILDING. LE PRESIDENT WUS LIKE "GG NO RE" AND THEN DOGE SHOOTED HIS HED WITH GUN. BLOOD WENT EVERYWHERE. IT WOWED LE WHITE HOUSE STAFF. "MUCH WOW" BARKED DOGE. LE WHITE HOWSE WAS THEN RENAMED 2 LE RED HOWSE BECUS SWAG. "YEY ILLUMINATE" ANNOWNCED LE DOGE. EVERYWUN CHEERED.

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Moral of story, always kill the entire family, leave no survivors- Undertale in a nutshell