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🥒 🏀 👳 🕺 📗 🍖 🌸 👽 🥞 🍇 💛 🎄 🌏 🏓 🌂 🎫
When I drink, *everybody* drinks!" a man shouted to the assembled bar patrons.
A loud general cheer went up. After downing his whiskey, he hopped onto a
barstool and shouted "When I take another drink, *everybody* takes another
drink!" The announcement produced another cheer and another round of drinks.
As soon as he had downed his second drink, the fellow hopped back
onto the stool. "And when I pay," he bellowed, slapping five dollars onto
the bar, "*everybody* pays!"
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer
them a drink.
-- Fran Lebowitz, "Interview"
🚙 👑 💚 🎽 📒 💗 🐟 🐛 👹 🐝 🍇 😺 🌳 🌋 🎈 🎍
go ♥♥♥♥ yourself
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Love You Bae!!! Can't wait to see you again!
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be my wife