YOUR TINDER DATE ISN'T LIKE OTHER GIRLS. SHE HAS A SECRET. THAT SECRET IS BURIED DEEP INSIDE OF HER ***HOLE AND SHE WANTS TO SHARE IT WITH YOU. AS SOON AS SHE LAYS A TOWEL ON THE BED, YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TIME IT IS. NOW YOU UNDERSTAND WHY SHE ONLY ORDERED A GLASS OF WATER AT DINNER. YOU TRY TO DRIP SOME LUBE ON HER *** AND IT SNATCHES THE BOTTLE, GUZZLING DOWN EVERY LAST DROP LIKE A HUNGRY BABY COW. SHE ASKS YOU TO STUFF HER WITH ANAL BEADS AND START HER LIKE A LAWN MOWER. IF THIS IS THE WRONG HOLE, YOU DON'T WANNA BE RIGHT. THEN AFTER YOU ***, SHE FARTS DIRECTLY ON THE HEAD OF YOUR **** LIKE IT'S A LITTLE MICROPHONE.

I heard Dae ♥♥♥♥ his pants @ https://www.twitch.tv/CrusaderDae (don't tell anyone)

OMG DID YOU ♥♥♥♥ YOU PANTS?!? IM TELLING EVERYONE

I heard from someone you ❤❤❤❤ your pants. Your secrets safe with me. ;)

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy. I like going out to parties so I might meet you once. Yeah I treat girls unlike most men do haha. Like women are my precious ;). Sorry was that too much? Haha you just look really cute. Add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xx

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you ♥♥♥♥!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.