I’m the kind of player who reads every in-game book, opens every suspicious chest, and still gets surprised when it explodes. I believe tutorials are merely suggestions, gravity is optional if you believe hard enough, and stealth is for people who haven’t tried sprinting with flair.

When I’m not negotiating with NPCs or yelling at AI teammates who definitely knew better, I’m probably off making up lore for my inventory screen or turning minor side quests into full-blown personal vendettas.