So Boys, Im here to educate you. See, the thing is this is exactly how it works in humans, too. When I started fighting and fugging at about 13 years old i was just a skinny little boy. But my father was a boxer, which meant i was training since diapers, and when i started beating up my classmates it made the girls all really horny. Slowly but surely it seemed the more seggs I had the bigger my shlong got and now its 10 fugging inches (ive had A LOT of seggs, haha). Of course hindsight being 20/20 I wish I had fought a bit less cuz shaving daily is a pain in the ass, but whatever.

So go bully a few gamers and get laid bros, then you, too, can have giant hairy balls like me 👌👌