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So there's a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our felow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and though' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop. "Go ahead" I say. The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don't smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that. It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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my favourite anime is the one called Boku no Pico Academia it's really fun especially the hentai arc

Hi there, my name is GalacticBinMan and I'm afraid of playing minecraft

Ubering sniper is best ♥♥♥♥ ever

I'm literally going to carve out a ♥♥♥♥ shaped hole in your stomach and rape you in the newly created orifice. Imagine the rivers of blood mixing with the comparitive whispers of semen and dripping down your front as i finish inside you

It was fun to play with you. Sadly i had to go because i have a party to be on tomorrow and tf2 even blackscreened..so yeah. I do wanna add you so that we can play again sometime

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Um, actually, if you watch the show the boob window on her suit is clearly satirical. It's a meta-commentary on human sexuality, and also it serves as a metaphor for how she wants other people to go past her outer self and look within to her true self. It makes sense in context. And also the original mangaka intended an allusion to the final scene of The Grapes of Wrath with the breastfeeding scene. There's a lot of subtlety here that's clearly going way over your head.

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♥♥♥♥♥ are so cute omg (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾）and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable

is this the krusty krab?

are there people who actually thinking sucking ♥♥♥♥ is gay?
you're sharing protein
you're admiring masculine physique
being in the vacinity of other high testosterone males increases your own testosterone
eating ♥♥♥♥♥ is gay because you're litterally slurping down estrogen. and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone.
spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity. you bet they were at least fondling eachothers test producers.
all these summer DYEL's piss me off. their twink bodies don't understand, but in time i'm sure they'll get it.

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

˙ʇı ןןɐɔ noʎ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ ɹo ,ɐʇǝq, pǝɹǝpısuoɔ buıǝq ɟo ʞɔıs ɯ,ı ˙ʇı ʇnoqɐ ʎɹɔ oʇ ǝɯ oʇ ʞןɐʇ ʎןuo puɐ ‘ʇıɥs ǝʞıן ɯǝɥʇ ʇɐǝɹʇ oɥʍ sʎnb bɐqǝɥɔnop ɹǝʇɟɐ ob sʎɐʍןɐ sןɹıb ǝsǝɥʇ puǝ ǝɥʇ uı ˙ʎpɐן,ɯ ɹoɟ buıɥʇʎuɐ op pןnoʍ puɐ ‘qoظ ǝɔıu ɐ ʞɹoʍ ‘ʎnb ǝɔıu ɐ ɯ,ı ˙ǝuoz puǝıɹɟ ǝɥʇ uı ʇnd buıǝq sʎɐʍןɐ ı ɯɐ ʎɥʍ

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Looking Führer a good time? you've come to the Reich place

I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?

When I met my life when I met my hot husband started to kiss me!!!!!! (O)/ then he grabbed my hand they all became ninjas!!!!!!! (O) (O)/ then we we kissed me again!!!!!! MY HEART DOKI DOKI AND SASUKE-SAMA! I YELLED TO STAB THAT WAS SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!!! [ --;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH HIS FACE EITH PITCH IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! %%CHIBI!!! >. < AND HE WENT DOKI DOKI DOKI DESU!

Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight porn. You see, straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy in it, that's 50% gay. If you watch futa ♥♥♥♥ a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay. You could make it 0% gay with two girls but the problem is, that makes them lesbian, which wraps back to being 100% gay.

Big brother you're the best uwu Especially when you touch my breast owo I like the way that you touch me =w= Your chin chin makes me kimochii :3c Just put your ♥♥♥♥ into my mouth o3o I'll make you go in and out O3O When you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me from behind =u= I must confess that I will whine >~< When you make me stifle a moan x3c My hips will be moving on their own! ^.^ When you ♥♥♥ all over my face >///3///< Soon right after I'll feel your loving embrace 0u0 This love that I do feel :heart: Just for your ♥♥♥♥ inside my rear :smile: When I go boom boom boom you go bam bam bam n.n No pause in between c'mon let's jam =^-^= This feeling of my brother's ♥♥♥♥... 8===D I must say it rocks my socks ou~

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Sharia Law. The justice is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Islamic Theology most of the laws will go over a typical infidel’s head. There's also Mohammad's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his holiness - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Quranic literature, for instance. True muslims understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these laws, to realize that they're not just just- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Islam truly ARE infidels- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Mohammad’s existencial catchphrase "Allahu Akbar".

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to enjoy Pyro. The burn is extremely subtle, without a solid grasp of pyrotechnics, a lot of the mechanics will go over a mercenary's head. There's also the gimp, which is deftly woven into the Pyro's personality- their philosophy draws heavily from ancient torture methods. The fans understand this stuff; they have the asbestos suit to truly appreciate the heat, to realize that they're not just burnt- they say something deep about Degreaser. As a consequence people who dislike Pyros truly ARE idiots- they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, airblasting, which itself is a mystery of fiery proportions. I'm grinning right now just imagining one of those simpletons scratching their heads as Pyro's inferno envelops them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Balloonicorn tattoo, And no, you cannot see it. It's for the femscout's eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within my level of insanity (preferably higher.) beforehand.

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