Floch is the goat

i had fwiends once. t-those w-were the days w-wong ago.
i wemember the mowning it happened〜☆ i waid there in my bed *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ the wawm mowning sun j-just bweaking thwough my cuwtains igniting the woom i-in a wawm owange gwow ( ˘⌣˘)♡(˘⌣˘ ) it was this d-day t-that wouwd fowever change my wife as i knew it.
it s-stawted off wike any other day, wogged onto t-the computer uguu.., booted up some minesweeper, and stawted to hack away at those wittle boxes (* ^ ω ^) 9 houws watew.., 3 boxes weft... on t-the wawgest game i had ever pwayed, a-and boom! t-that bomb *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ that damn bomb, wuined it all (* ^ ω ^) i vowed to seek wevenge a-against evewyone that uses a c-computer fwom t-then on. evewyone must feew m-my pain.
here i sit, waiting〜☆ sniper wifle on m-my shouwdew, hoping you cwoss my path so that you too can feew my pain.

GOAT MOVES

ayyyy