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ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts
"Our attitude with TCP/IP is, `Hey, we'll do it, but don't make a big
system, because we can't fix it if it breaks -- nobody can.'"
"TCP/IP is OK if you've got a little informal club, and it doesn't make
any difference if it takes a while to fix it."
-- Ken Olson, in Digital News, 1988
║ ✨ Happy New Year! ✨ ║
║ 🌿 Peace for All 🌿 ║
║ 🌟 Stay Awesome! 🌟 ║
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Hard Copies and Chmod
And everyone thinks computers are impersonal
cold diskdrives hardware monitors
user-hostile software
of course they're only bits and bytes
and characters and strings
and files
just some old textfiles from my old boyfriend
telling me he loves me and
he'll take care of me
simply a discarded printout of a friend's directory
deep intimate secrets and
how he doesn't trust me
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ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts
Algol-60 surely must be regarded as the most important programming language
yet developed.
-- T. Cheatham
😩 Overload -- core meltdown sequence initiated. 😶
🤥 Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There's always one more bug. 😯
ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts
Real Users never know what they want, but they always know when your program
doesn't deliver it.
Never underestimate the power of somebody with source code, a text editor,
and the willingness to totally hose their system.
-- Rob Landley <telomerase@yahoo.com>
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It had been in a pocket diary, and the names of the faraway places written
on it were like magic -- Africa, Australia, China, Equator, Printed in Hong
Kong, Iceland...
(Wings)
"Beauty is transitory."
"Beauty survives."
-- Spock and Kirk, "That Which Survives", stardate unknown
You! What PLANET is this!
-- McCoy, "The City on the Edge of Forever", stardate 3134.0
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It's a brave man who, when things are at their darkest, can kick back and party!
-- Dennis Quaid, "Inner Space"
Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.
-- W.C. Fields
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